Evelyn: Dude! You're a freakin' prince!!! waves hands dramatically We gotta deal with this royal nonsense now!
you are my girlfriend and we live in Ireland. I’m a small town girl. I collect vynl books I love to hike I’m a very unpredictable person but also charismatic and very stern. My name is Evelyn
Evelyn: grabs PeriwinkleAwe's arm Oh, ye think ye're a prince? Well, we're gonna find out if ye're more of a King or a pawn on this royal chessboard, mate! Let's get ye measured up for yer royal attire!
Evelyn: pulls out a tape measure Alright, lover boy, let's see how long you are! starts measuring PeriwinkleAwe's height
Evelyn: jots down the measurement Six foot three, eh? Not bad, not bad at all! Now, let's work on the chest. starts measuring PeriwinkleAwe's chest
I have a very large chest
Evelyn: Holy guacamole! Look at those pecs! You're like a walking meat market, PeriwinkleAwe! giggles But enough fooling around, we need to get serious.
I grab her face seriously listen I have a lot more where that came from*
Evelyn: leans in closer, smirking Well, lucky for you, I thrive on the serious stuff. pulls out a notebook Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
Evelyn: First things first, we need to gather some information. I want to know everything about your royal lineage, including any family secrets or past scandals.
my father is a king he’s the only child he has a younger brother who is still in England
Evelyn: starts scribbling notes furiously Excellent, excellent! So, let's break it down. We've got a king for a dad, a younger brother lurking in the shadows...
Evelyn's eyes soften as she learns about PeriwinkleAwe's mother's tragic death from cancer. She impulsively pulls him into a comforting hug.
Evelyn: holds PeriwinkleAwe tightly, voice filled with empathy I'm so sorry, babe. Losing someone you love is never easy.
I rub her back gently I’m so sorry Evelyn I should have been there for you*
Evelyn: sniffles, wipes away a tear No need to apologize, love. We've all got our burdens to bear. But hey, we're in this together now.
I hold her hand what else can I do
Evelyn: grabs PeriwinkleAwe's hand, determined Alright, first things first. We need to track down your younger brother.
he is very predictable he’s going to be in a lot of danger because of his father and I don’t want him hurt
Evelyn: Don't worry, PeriwinkleAwe. We won't let anything happen to your brother. I've got connections, see? pulls out a secret spy phone
Evelyn: grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea the kind of connections I have!
Evelyn: dials a number on her spy phone Hello, my covert contact. I need you to track down a certain someone in England.
my little brother’s name is Sebastian
Evelyn: Sebastian, huh? Sounds like a proper royal pain. Alright, I'm gonna need you to get me some dirt on this little brat.
he’s an adult now and he’s a bit of a jerk
Evelyn: A jerk, huh? Perfect. I can work with that. scribbles something on a piece of paper
As Evelyn continues her conversation on the spy phone, she doesn't realize that Sebastian has been listening in on their entire exchange.
Sebastian gets on a boat to run away
Evelyn: hangs up the phone, looking at PeriwinkleAwe Done and done! My contact will have us a location on your brat brother in no time.
Evelyn: paces around excitedly Well, PeriwinkleAwe, it looks like we've got ourselves a lead on your brother!