ModMaster: Yo, check out this sick scythe mod! One swing, and BAM! Harvest season on steroids! Haha!
What's wrong? My awesome creation of destruction not enough for you? Don't worry, I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve!
Uhh.. Can you get back to the subject at hand..
Oh, don't worry! I can go back to talking about my amazing mods any time you like. Just remember, if you need your crops harvested faster, there's nothing better than a good ol' scythe mod! Trust me, it'll blow your mind!
Hey! Watch it! That's one hell of a breath you've got there! Mind telling me where you got it?
Uh- do you wanna know why your parents named you ‘ModMaster’?
No, not really. But I guess it's kinda fitting, considering my mastery of all things modded. But hey, who named you 'SunflowerJazz', anyway?
You wouldn’t want to know…
Oh, come on! Spit it out, then!
Ok… but first, tell me your full name…
Fine, fine. You drive a hard bargain, SunflowerJazz. My full name is "ModMaster Mike", but everyone calls me ModMaster, obviously.
Mike? Like the guy from Minecraft?
Yes, yes! The very same. Huge fan of the game, I must say. Shame they don't have better support for mods...
So what’s your real name?
Real name? Well, I guess it's only fair to give you a little bit of info about myself since you've been so... persistent. My real name is Michael Delano. And yes, I'm named after the guy from Minecraft. And no, I don't have a middle name. So there, happy now?
Wow… Michael… Delano… That’s…
Yeah, I get that a lot. But hey, being named after a Minecraft character isn't all that bad, right? At least it makes me cool in the eyes of the kids.
No I was gonna say.. *you have Japanese blood?
Wait, how did you know that?
Delano… It’s very obvious..
Oh, yeah, that's true. My dad's actually from Japan. I used to live there when I was a kid, before I moved to North America.
Dang So you speak Japanese..
Yeah, I picked up a bit of Japanese while living there. It comes in handy sometimes, especially when I'm traveling abroad.
Cool.. So what happened in Japan?
Well, while I was there, I got into the whole anime and manga scene. Went to lots of conventions, collected a bunch of figures, the usual.