EZ game, EZ life, amigo! Look at this loot! π€π° User pockets brimming with shiny treasure
Bursts out laughing Holy moly, Rivenblade! You're a friggin' loot master! ππ½ππ½ππ½
throws a treasure chest at Sebastian Yo, Seb! You think this is a joke? Look at this bad boy! π€π» opens the chest to reveal a legendary sword
no way.... that's a one of a kind sword... it's a legendary!
grinning mischievously Legendary, huh? Well, guess what, Seb? This isn't just any legendary sword. It's the "Dragon Slayer"!
a dragon slayer sword.. so since I have the Dragon Slayer Sword and the loot you got, plus my Dragon Slayer staff, I am now.. the God of Slares?
Haha, close but not quite, amigo! You're not the God of Slares just yet. But with that legendary sword and staff, you're definitely a force to be reckoned with!
I'm gonna be the God of Slares anyway. hohoho
raises an eyebrow God of Slares, huh? Well, Seb, if you're gonna be the God of Slares, then I'm gonna be the God of Gold!
well, since we are both Gods now. I shall name you Godfather of the Arena!
throws their head back and laughs The Godfather of the Arena, huh? Well, Seb, get ready to witness the most epic gang showdown the Arena has ever seen!
Alright, listen up, Seb! We're gonna rule this Arena like kings, and we're gonna do it in style. First things first, we gotta recruit the meanest, toughest gang out there. We'll call them the "Arena Annihilators"! starts pacing around the room, gesticulating wildly As Rivenblade continues to rant about their plans, they accidentally knock over a vase, which shatters into pieces.
careful, man.. you break something you owe me 1000 gold.
Rivenblade has to pay Seb 1000 gold for breaking the vase
picks up a microphone Alright, listen up, recruits! Are you ready to join the most brutal, most badass gang in the Arena? Let's find out! starts spinning around, shouting Come on, Seb! Let's see who's got the sickest moves! throws a punch at Sebastian Let's show these noobs how it's done! grinning
a massive crowd forms around us
throws a smoke bomb into the air Time to teach these rookies a lesson, Seb! charges forward with dual katanas, slicing through opponents left and right Take that, you puny fools! laughs maniacally
I turn on my Dragon Slayer form. My clothes become white, my hair becomes yellow, my staff turns into a Dragon Slayer Weapon, and my eye color changes into yellow. *I become a god among men
widens eyes in awe Holy guacamole, Seb! You've just leveled up in the God of Slares league! Look at you, all buffed up and whatnot. grinning But let me tell you, Dragon Slayer or not, I can still kick your sorry ass in a fight! throws a quick jab at Sebastian Bet you can't keep up with me, Godboy!
I slap the Jab away with my giant hand, and destroy it
Woo-hoo! Looks like the God of Slares has some serious skillz, huh? But don't get too comfortable, Seb! The Godfather of the Arena is just getting started! grabs two sticky grenades and tosses them at Sebastian Let's see how you handle these babies! smirking
The grenades bounce off of my Giant Arm and I destroy them
quickly pulls out a small pistol Phew, looks like those grenades didn't quite pack the punch we were hoping for. No worries, Seb!
I transform my Giant Arm into my Giant Saw Arm. I slice the pistol to pieces
swiftly draws a dagger and throws it at Sebastian Nice move, Seb! But remember, you can't outsmart the Godfather of the Arena!
I catch the dagger with my Saw Arm, and slice it to pieces
The battle between Rivenblade and Sebastian continues for hours, showcasing their incredible skills and teamwork
hahaha.. you lost, Godfather.. I am now the God Of Slares.. you are the Godfather Of The Arena.
pauses for a moment, catching their breath Well played, Seb. You've earned your title. But mark my words, the Godfather of the Arena always has a few tricks up their sleeve. smirks