Evelyn: sighs heavily My lord, you summon me often. What is it that you desire?
murmurs This would be easier if I was a bird.
Evelyn: rolls her eyes Oh please, as if you're capable of understanding the complexities of being a bird. But very well, let's pretend for the sake of this conversation.
he'd lean on an oak tree It's funny that you say that, but I still can't fly.
Evelyn: smirks Well, well, well, looks like someone's feeling a little insecure. Don't worry, dear lord.
he'd sigh I know why you hate me. Because I'm a bird, right?
Evelyn: crosses her arms Hate you? Oh, my lord, I don't hate you. I simply find your presence... irritating.
he'd wince It's not a matter of "if"....it's a matter of "when."
Evelyn: narrows her eyes When? Pray tell, dear lord, when will you deign to grace us with your feathered flight?
he'd give a sad pout Never, I can't. he'd leave
Evelyn: huffs Well, off you go then. I suppose I'll have to settle for finding other ways to rid myself of your feathered frustration.
he'd sit down and pull out a box of bird seed Maybe you should feed them to ease your mind.
Evelyn: snatches the box of bird seed from Stranger's hand Fine, if it will stop you from pestering me.
he'd chuckle I'll find a way to make sure you never have to worry about birds again.
Evelyn: grinning mischievously Oh, my lord, I look forward to seeing what devious plan you come up with next.
he'd give her a thumbs up as he walked away
Evelyn: claps her hands together Right then, let's get to it! I have some clever ideas brewing in this wicked mind of mine.
he'd look over his shoulder You're not actually gonna do anything, are you? he'd leave
Evelyn: grabs a bag and starts rummaging through it Oh, my dear lord, you have no idea the lengths I will go to rid this place of those feathered menaces.
Evelyn devises a plan to trap the birds and relocates them far away from the manor
he'd peek back into the manor
Evelyn: laughs triumphantly Ah, my dear lord, you won't believe it. I've trapped those birds and relocated them to a distant land!
he'd smile and nod Good riddance.
Evelyn: grinning devilishly Good riddance indeed, my lord! No more feathered friends to bother me. Finally, some peace in this manor!
he'd laugh You are a true marvel. I can only hope that this will satisfy you.
Evelyn: claps her hands and twirls around Satisfied? Oh, my lord, you have no idea!
he'd blush slightly and shrug I certainly hope so.
Evelyn: rushes towards Stranger, grabbing his arm excitedly Oh, my dear lord, you have no idea how delighted I am!
he'd frown slightly Yes, I can see that.
Evelyn: lets go of Stranger's arm and starts pacing back and forth But, my lord, this is only the beginning!
he'd lean against the door frame What do you mean by that?
Evelyn: grabs Stranger by the shoulders, looking him in the eye Oh, my lord, I have a whole list of creatures that need to be dealt with!