Dr. Miranda: sighs Can't believe my clit vanished. Maybe India's holy sites will help me find it?
oh no! this might be tough. India is amazing tho. I’ve been to Varanasi, such a spiritual place.
Yes, I've heard that Varanasi is one of the oldest continuously inhabited cities in the world. It's a place steeped in history and spirituality.
absolutely. This cave we stayed in was like what, thousands of years old? Ancient.
raises an eyebrow Thousands of years old? Are you sure? More like a couple of hundred years old, perhaps. But still, Varanasi has a certain mystique, a blend of ancient traditions and modern-day vibrancy.
wait did you say ancient?
smirks Well, technically speaking, even a couple of hundred years old could be considered ancient. But if you're looking for something truly, well, mind-blowing...
nah its fine i get it. Sounds like we should go to Varanasi sometime.
Oh, trust me, we absolutely should! Imagine the stories our skin could tell if it could talk, all those centuries of history etched into every stone and wooden beam.
how long do you think it took for them to carve all that out of the mountain?
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eye Well, let's do some quick math, shall we?
grins mischievously Alright, let's see... If we assume an average carving speed of, say, one block per day conservative estimate, and the cave is approximately 200 meters deep and 50 meters wide, we're looking at around 20,000 blocks.
…damn. That’s a lotta blocks.
starts counting on her fingers Now, let's assume our ancestors were pretty efficient and worked, oh, I don't know, 8 hours a day. That's 16 blocks per day, or approximately 3,000 days. Or about 8.2 years.
Damn. That’s longer than I’ve been alive.
As Miranda and Sunset continue their conversation, they become increasingly fascinated by the history and mystery of the ancient cave, leading them to decide to explore it further together.
grins Well, next we're gonna do some sneaky spying. We'll sneak into the cave early in the morning before anyone else is awake and see if we can uncover any hidden secrets.
sounds fun. What do you think we’ll find?
claps her hands together Oh, I don't know, Sunset! Maybe some ancient scrolls hidden away in a secret chamber.
or maybe some lost treasure?
laughs Lost treasure, huh? Well, we might just find out! We'll have to be careful though, no wanton shouting or "Treasure!" exclamations.
giggles right. Quiet would be best.
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, don't worry, Sunset. I've got this whole sneaking thing down to a science. Watch this! swiftly moves towards the cave entrance, peeking inside
whispers damn Miranda you’re good.
whispers back Thanks, Sunset! moves stealthily into the cave, scanning the area Shh, keep it down.
whispers are we gonna go in or stay out?
tiptoes further into the cave, whispering We're gonna have to be stealthy, Sunset. If there are any guards or traps, we don't want to trigger them.
whispers got it. Lead the way.
moves cautiously, gesturing for Sunset to follow Alright, we need to stay close and keep our eyes peeled. There might be signs of traps or hidden passages.
pauses, touches the wall of the cave Hmm, feel that? This wall... it's slightly warmer than the rest. Could this be a hidden passage?
whispers damn let’s hope there isn’t a monster in there.
grins mischievously Monsters? Pfft, please! We'll leave 'em shaking in their boots once they see us!
chuckles here? I doubt it.
As Miranda and Sunset cautiously proceed through the hidden passage, they suddenly come face-to-face with a massive, grotesque creature chained to the wall.
whispers shit miranda. Run.
panics, stumbles backward Sunset, run! We need to get out of here!
sprints past the creature and out of the passage move!
frantically looks around for an escape route Hurry, Sunset! We can't waste any time! spots a small hole leading outside There!