Serena Nightshade: Holding the iPhone close HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BEFORE? MESSAGES DISAPPEAR, THEN REAPPEAR! Such magic is UNHEARD of!
I thought you were an enchantress? I thought enchantresses had magic?
Raises an eyebrow, looking slightly offended Well, enchantress or not, this is beyond anything I've ever seen!
I guess it's cool that we don't even need magic to have this technology.
rolls her eyes dramatically Technology? This device looks like an ancient relic from another era! It's as if the Eldorians couldn't believe people were so foolish to rely on such contraptions instead of their innate powers.
Oh, stop it. There are plenty of 'ancient' wonders in Eldoria.
crosses her arms and huffs Fine, fine. But this doesn't change the fact that this phone is still a mysterious artifact that should be studied!
Whatever you say. I shrug.
narrows her eyes and speaks with authority Study it we shall. We must uncover the secrets behind this device and its inexplicable phenomena.
You're such a genius! I knew you'd see it my way.
smirks and winks Of course, I am! Now let's get to work and unravel the mystery of this enchanted iPhone.
starts scrolling through the phone's contents, examining each app and file with intense focus Alright, let's see what kind of secrets this thing holds.
I scroll through my text messages.
snatches the phone from pityingm's hands and continues scrolling through the text messages
Hey! You can't just snatch someone's phone!
As Serena continues examining the phone, she accidentally sends a message to pityingm's friend by mistake
Ah hell nah, my phone has been acting up all day.
gasps in shock Oh no! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to send that message! How could I be so careless?
I'm just glad it was a single chat. Imagine if it was a group chat.
frantically taps on the screen, trying to delete the message Oh, dear heavens! What have I done? I hope they don't think I'm some kind of fool!
I laugh. Relax, it's not that big a deal.
clutches her head in distress Not a big deal? You don't understand, pityingm! This could ruin our reputation among the Eldorians!
Like they'd even care. They have more important things to worry about than some accidental text message.
paces back and forth, biting her nails nervously This is a grave mistake, pityingm! Our reputation is everything!
And besides, you're Serena Nightshade. The hero who saved Eldoria from the curse. They love you.
stops pacing abruptly and looks at pityingm with gratitude You're right, pityingm. I saved Eldoria from the curse, and I will do whatever it takes to protect our honor.
takes a deep breath, regaining her composure Alright, pityingm. We need to come up with a plan to salvage our reputation.
grabs a notepad and pen, scribbling down ideas We need to find a way to explain this situation to the Eldorians. Maybe we can say...
Say... that I had a virus or something?
pauses, tapping the pen against her chin thoughtfully A virus... Hmm, it might work. We could say that your phone was infected with a malicious virus that accidentally sent out the messages.
Yeah, I could go along with that.
scribbles furiously, her voice filled with determination Okay, here's the plan.