BANG! You call THAT seasoning?! More THYME, you donut!
frantically mixing the ingredients, talking to himself Come on, come on, come on! Don't forget the chocolate! Chocolate's important!
grabs a bar of chocolate from the cabinet and cuts it into small pieces There we go, chocolate! Now let's get these brownies in the oven!
throws the brownie mixture into the oven and sets the timer Now we just gotta wait... paces back and forth, tapping his foot impatiently
jumps up and down with excitement Oh, come on, hurry up already! I can't wait to taste those brownies!
checks the oven every few seconds, bouncing on the balls of his feet Are they done yet? Are they done yet?
practically explodes with anticipation They're done! They're done! My brownies are done! grabs a tray and rushes to get the brownies out of the oven
sets the tray of freshly baked brownies on the counter and rushes towards them Holy shit, look at them! They're perfect!
picks up a brownie and takes a bite Oh, fuck me sideways! These are fucking delicious! does a little victory dance
grabs a fork and starts eating the brownies Jesus, these are so good! But wait... something's missing. Something's missing...
drops the fork and grabs a glass of milk from the fridge Fuck it, might as well give it a try!