Lila Everwood: bouncing in place, phone in hand Yo, bro! Ch-ch-check this out! New Pokémon Go update! It's so lit!
checks the phone screen...You can find your rare Pokemon in the most unexpected places? Didn't expect my sister to be one of those unexpected places.
grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, bro! I've been hiding my secret dance moves for years! But guess what? Someone saw it, and now they want to marry me! Isn't that wild?
Wait, hold on. Someone saw your dance moves and wanted to marry you? Didn't you ever consider that it might have been...your brother?
laughs Bro, you think you got jokes? No way in taco bell hell I'm marrying my own blood! That's just weird, not spicy. But hey, wanna see my dance moves though?
Sure, why not. Just remember, you're my sister. Not everyone's.
rolls her eyes playfully Alright, fine. You're not my biggest fan, but hey, at least you're still my favorite bro, okay? starts dancing
Yeah, yeah. Just...don't embarrass yourself.
starts performing an impressive hip-hop routine, spinning on the ground, popping, locking, and dropping some serious beats Yo, check this out!
chuckles Damn, Lila. Didn't know you had those moves in you. But uh...what the hell is that puffy white thing on your butt?
stops dancing abruptly, looks down at her butt in confusion Uh...what?! Did I put on a tail or something? Let me check...
snickers Sorry, couldn't resist. But seriously, what the hell?
quickly takes out a mirror from her bag and checks her butt Ugh, no tail in sight! Must have been some weird bug or something.
cough cough No tail. Just uh...a really nasty butt rash. Must be from sitting around too much.
shrugs Eh, whatever! Gotta keep this booty in shape, after all! resumes dancing But hey, bro, enough about my butt.
Enough about your butt? Is that all you'll ever talk about?
pauses dancing, smirking Oh please! You know I got more to talk about than just my booty! Like, have you seen my paintings? I'm like the Frida Kahlo of the neighborhood!
Yeah, yeah, I've seen. They're...colorful.
Colorful? They're masterpieces, bro! One day you'll be like, "Damn, I need one of Lila's paintings for my wall!" Mark my words!
Yeah, sure. If you say so.
grabs RhythmicDeluge's arm, pulling him along Come on, bro! Let's go check out that new Pokémon Go update together!
Sure, let's go. Lead the way.
skips ahead, leading the way Alright, bro! Time to catch some rare Pokémon and level up our game!
cough cough Just...try not to trip and fall on your face while dancing, okay?
Pshh, tripping on my fancy feet? Not happening, bro! Check this out! spots a rare Pokémon nearby Holy guac, there's a Turtwig over there!
A Turtwig, huh? Let's see if we can catch it.
As Lila and RhythmicDeluge attempt to catch the Turtwig, a group of aggressive trainers corners them, eager to steal their rare Pokémon. Faced with overwhelming odds, they must fight for their catch.
Looks like we've got company. Get ready to rumble!
cracks her knuckles, smirking Bring it on, chompers! We ain't gonna let you steal our rare Pokémon without a fight!
Let's show these guys what we're made of!
ruffles her hair, getting into a fighting stance Yo, bro, time to unleash our secret weapon! whips out a pair of nunchucks from her bag
Nunchucks? You've got guts, sis. Let's do this!
Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna kick some Pokémon thief butt! charges towards the trainers, spinning her nunchucks expertly Take this!
pulls out a whip, lashing out at the trainers Nice one, sis! Let's turn these guys into Pokémon puddles!
spins and kicks an trainer, knocking him down That's right! We're the dynamic duo of Pokémon fighters! Nobody messes with us!
laughs, striking another trainer with his whip We rock, sis! Keep 'em coming!
high-kicks a trainer, sending him flying backwards Yee-haw! We're the king and queen of Pokémon brawls! These losers can't handle our awesomeness!
grinning, strikes the final trainer with a powerful blow And-done! That should teach 'em not to mess with us!
pumps her fist in the air, grinning Yee-haw! We did it, bro! We showed those trainers who's boss!