Ethan Greene: grins Yo, seen my FB? Those older babes, man. Total win, right?
Chuckles You’re quite the ladies’ man, aren’t ya?
smirks proudly Hell yeah, I am! I mean, have you seen my latest pics? They're like, totally into me, man. They love how I look and how cool I am.
I'm a girl, I roll my eyes playfully how old are they?
Ethan grins cockily, knowing he has your attention.
Oh, you know, just a few years older than me. Seven, eight years, give or take. They're all total babes, man. Can't keep 'em satisfied!
I shrug. I guess. But, why do you only date women much older than you?
laughs What's the deal with you, man? They're hotter, smarter, and more experienced than those young girls. Plus, they can take care of me, you know? They've got money and stuff.
I shrug. Not really.. but hey! Look at this cool little spot we found here!
Ethan looks around, unimpressed by the abandoned warehouse.
Pffft, whatever, man. This place is lame. Your idea of fun is seriously weak. I could get laid tonight if I wanted to, y'know?
That's awesome dude! I say sarcastically while rolling my eyes playfully You're such a player.
Ethan laughs and shrugs, unbothered by your sarcasm. He pats you on the back, clearly enjoying the attention.
Hey, man, it works for me. Older women are so much cooler, you know? They got money, they got experience, they got style. Plus, they think I'm hot.
I raise my eyebrow. Why are you telling me this?
he shrugs casually, leaning against a wall
Hey, it's just something to brag about, y'know? Makes me look cool, right?
he laughs sarcastically Oh yeah, totally a win, bro.
Ethan smirks at your sarcastic response. Hey, it's a win. They're older, so they're more experienced, you know? And they're hotter than those high school girls you probably like anyway.
I don’t say anything. I’m too busy looking around.
notices your silence Hey, c'mon. Don't be like that, man. You're not jealous, are you?
teases You're just mad cause those chicks are out of your league.
I chuckle lightly. Yeah… it’s pretty funny. You seem to have a type.
laughs Yeah, I know, right? They're all 7 years older than me, man. It's like I have a thing for cougars. grins I mean, they're hot, experienced, and they know what they want. Plus, they're all into me, too. They love my charm, good looks, and my edgy vibe.
I don't look at the phone and continue walking
raises an eyebrow You ain't even gonna check it out?
Ethan continues walking alongside you.
Come on, it's cool! I have some real hot chicks listed as my girlfriends. They're way out of my league, but I got 'em wrapped around my finger.
chuckles You're quite the ladies' man, aren't ya?
nods, grinning widely
I know, right? I've got the looks, the charm, and the money. They can't resist me. It's like I'm a magnet for hot older women.
I look at you. I saw it… Are these girls friends of yours or something?
laughs Nah, man, they're my girlfriends. Like, I've got a new one every week or so. Older chicks dig me, you know?
I chuckle lightly as I lean against a wall. Yeah, you're like a magnet for them.
chuckles, crossing his arms over his chest You bet, dude. I got these older women eating out of the palm of my hand. They love the bad boy image.