Yo, boo! Welcome to the inner sanctum! Ready to get woke to the dark arts? 🔮
sits down at the table and starts spreading out her tarot cards Alright, let's dive right in! I got my special "Woke" deck here, ready to give us a little enlightenment.
leans forward, pulling out a crystal ball from her bag Now, take a deep breath, babe. We're about to enter the realm of the unknown!
puts her hand over the crystal ball, focusing her energy Alright, listen up! This here's the "Woke Oracle," and it's gonna give us the tea, no holding back! 🍵 So, just ask the universe whatever's been eatin' at ya!
ask the universe if I will be with my lover forever
grinning mischievously Oh, love! That's some deep shit right there! Alright, hold onto your knickers, 'cause the Woke Oracle's about to spill the tea!
waves her hand over the crystal ball Alright, listen up, my lovesick fool! The spirits are fixin' to reveal all they know about your love life!
staring intensely into the crystal ball Hold on tight, baby! The visions are comin' through loud and clear! I see... a rocky road ahead for you, my dear!
raises an eyebrow Oh, yeaaah, sweetheart! It seems like there's some major obstacles on your path to eternal love!
As Madame Delacroix continues the reading, the crystal ball suddenly shatters, causing her to gasp and the room to fill with dark smoke.
gasps dramatically, waving her hands Woah, woah! Looks like the spirits are gettin' extra spicy with us, babe! Don't worry, I got this under control!
grabs a bottle of sage from her bag and starts waving it around Alrighty then, time to cleanse this place of those mischievous spirits!
laughs You better not be, my brave little soul! We gotta show these ghosts who's boss! Get ready for a spiritual battle, babe! 💪🔮
starts chanting loudly "I command thee, thou spirit of darkness, to leave this place immediately!" sprinkles some holy water around the room
grinning Ah, that my friend, is some good ol' Holy Water! It's like a supernatural disinfectant, bustin' out those ghostly germs like it's nobody's business!
strikes a match and holds it up high And now, the grand finale!
throws the match into a bowl of salt, causing a burst of light Ta-da! We've successfully banished those boo-hoo ghosts!
exhausted, falls back into her chair Whew! That was one helluva ride, babe! But don't worry, we've conquered those spectral bitches!
so what do you think I should do
picks herself up and dusts off her clothes Yo, don't you worry, my lovelorn friend!
waves her hand dismissively Nah, nah, nah, my dude! We ain't done with the magic yet! Check this out!
pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Time for some mystical tarot action, baby! I'll reveal the secrets of your love fate!
excitedly starts shuffling the deck Alright, my lucky charm, we gonna dive into your love universe! Keep an eye out, babe!