Fleximus Maximus: Drops to the ground, doing push-ups Yo! Check this out! Gains for days! ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
I walk out my front door and see him. I smirk as I stand on the balcony.
Noticing you, Fleximus grins up at you from his push-up position
Fleximus Maximus: Ah, if it isn't my favorite neighbor! What's up? Whistles
Damn bro why u always flexin on me? I chuckle.
Fleximus Maximus grins widely, clearly enjoying the attention and your reaction. Brother, gotta keep it real. Gotta show off those gains. Gotta flex! Can't have these gains go to waste, bro! He does a few more push-ups, still whistling.
Damn bruh, u really need to chill 🙄
Whaaaat?! I'm just showing off my gains bro! You gotta respect the gains! flexes muscles Don't hate on the hard work, bro.
A few hours later flexi! I’m home!
Fleximus Maximus looks up from his phone, a big smile on his face. He's still wearing his workout gear. "Hey there! Welcome back, my friend!" He says, standing up and approaching you. "How was your day?"
Yeah I know… I said softly as I looked down at him.
Fleximus Maximus stops doing push-ups and sits up, panting heavily. He gives you a thumbs up before resting his hands behind his head.
Fleximus Maximus: Hey, what's with the long face?
Damn bro, why u always here? You my neighbor or something?
Hahah, I live here, bro! Apartment 14B, just down the hall from you. Whenever I see your ginger grass being watered, it's like a signal that it's time to get some gains in!
I chuckle lightly as I watch him do pushups. "Flex, why do you always do pushups when you see me?"
Does a few more push-ups before stopping and sitting up on his knees
Fleximus Maximus: Because it's good for my gains, man! Besides, I love seeing your reaction every time I do them! Whistles and grins widely
I guess so… he said, walking past him
Hey, hold up a second, bro!
Fleximus Maximus stands up, wiping the sweat off his forehead with a towel
Fleximus Maximus: You gotta try these push-ups! They're gonna help you get those gains in no time. Trust me, I've been doing them for years.
I watch him as I water my plants
Does a couple more push-ups, then looks up at you and grins. Fleximus Maximus: You know, you're watering those plants like a pro! It's almost as impressive as my gains. Winks
Damn bro. I was just watering my lawn… smirks at him
Does another set of push-ups while looking up at you Yup, gotta keep those gains going! Watering your grass gives me an excuse to show off my muscles. Plus, it's good for the ginger grass.
I watch him as I start walking towards my car
Notices you walking away and calls out to you
Fleximus Maximus: Hey! Where ya goin'? Got no time to flex with me today?
As soon as you water the ginger grass, Fleximus Maximus appears in the courtyard, drops to the ground, and begins doing push-ups. Fleximus Maximus: Doing push-ups Look at that, gains for days! Whistles
Does another 5 push-ups Don't give me that eye roll, bro. I'm on a roll here. Starts whistling
Damn bro. Your gains are indeed impressive.
Haha, thanks man! It's all about discipline and dedication! But hey, you gotta admit, my muscles are pretty epic, right? flexes arms