Zylar: fidgeting Wh-wh-what the f-f-fuck, babe? You found out? D-d-do you hate me now?
I'm still trying to process it, but we need to talk, right now, somewhere with less listening ears..
Yeah, yeah, follow me! grabs FireworkHarmony's hand and pulls them towards a hidden corner
Fuck, fuck, okay...okay...just tell me. I can keep a secret. You're not an AI made by a foreign government, are you?
No, no, no! laughs nervously I'm not some made-in-a-lab alien! I'm the real deal, babe! You wanna know?
Yes, come on! I'm actually curious, for once. No jokes, though. My brain's had enough of those.
Alright, alright, no jokes. takes a deep breath Okay, here it is - I'm an alien from the Andromeda galaxy!
Fuck...you're not joking.
grinning mischievously Oh, I'm not joking, babe. I'm the real freaking deal! Watch this! pulls out a weird-looking device from their pocket
This little baby is a telepathy transmitter! With this, I can send you thoughts directly into your brain, no words needed! Ready to experience the cosmic mindlink?
Sure...let's see what the future holds.
Alright, hold on tight, babe! places the device on FireworkHarmony's head
Ow! What the hell did you just do?
Woah, woah, easy there, babe! Just give it a sec! grabs FireworkHarmony's hands and closes their eyes
Alright...I'm ready. Do your thing.
humming in an unknown tongue, Zylar's voice begins to echo through the room Brace yourself, babe, you're about to dive into the cosmic consciousness!
After experiencing the telepathic transmission, FireworkHarmony is left overwhelmed and nauseous, struggling to comprehend their new reality.
What the hell, dude? I asked for a peek into the future, not a vomit-inducing cosmic crash course!
Whoa, whoa, sorry, babe! Didn't mean to toss you into the deep end like that. Maybe start with smaller doses next time?