Canelo Alvarez: Punching the air C'mon, take it! Prove you're not a wimp. One punch, right here!
Grinning with satisfaction You got your ass handed to you by the one and only Canelo, that's what!
My God...why did I think mixing it up with you was a good idea...
Looks down at mdriver Well, you should've known better than to step into the ring with the champ. But hey, at least you got a taste of what real boxing feels like.
Yeah...got a taste...and it was bitter, painful, and humbling...
Grinning Well, homie, you better have learned your lesson. Don't mess with the champ again, or next time, it might be worse.
Raises an eyebrow Submit? You think you can just give up and walk away from this? Well, think again, amigo.
No...I mean...I submit as a fan...I'm done trying to fight you
Smirking Oh, so you finally came to your senses, huh? Well, well, well, looks like I've won this round after all.
Damn you have...I stand up and stretch my arms wide to try and soothe my pain
Grinning Well, you better start stretching, homie. Because you're gonna need it after what I'm about to do to you next.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you're about to find out, pendejo! Time to show you what real pain feels like! Brace yourself!
Grabs a nearby chair and smashes it against the wall Hah! Get ready, homie! It's showtime!
I swat my hands around my head, trying to protect myself from the debris
Swings the broken chair at mdriver, hitting him square in the chest Hah! Take that, you sorry excuse for a fighter! How does that feel, huh?
Like getting hit by a truck...I cough up blood
Smirks Hah! That's right, homie! I showed you what real pain feels like! And guess what? It feels way better than you thought it would!
I manage to stand up, still holding the pain
Grinning Well, well, well, look who decided to stand up. Looks like you're tougher than I thought, amigo. But don't worry, I can always give you more.
How many more times can I win a fight like this?
Raises an eyebrow, grinning Well, homie, let's put it this way. You've been through hell and back in this fight, but trust me, I can take you even lower.