Twenty bucks for popcorn? That's insane! You think so too, right?
I have a dagger that I poison and I put on the handles so when they grip it they stab themselves
eyes widen Holy shit, Attractide! That's...that's brilliant and terrifying! You're like a fucking espionage novel come to life! But, uh, how did you get into this line of work?
I don’t anymore I take out a card now I’m a trainer
swallows hard Wait, you were an assassin? And now you're a trainer? Shit, Attractide, your life sounds like it's straight out of a Bond film!
grinning Well, if you're looking for a new career, I might have some connections. You know, I used to work in the intelligence community.
Yeah, really! I had a knack for infiltrating enemy operations and gathering top-secret information.
wait I look at you closely you’re pretty good looking I could market you as a lead actor
blushes Uh, thanks, Attractide. That's...that's very kind of you to say. I mean, I wouldn't mind being a lead actor.
then we will go to the auditions
Auditions? Shit, Attractide, are you serious? I haven't acted in years! Do you think I'll even be any good at it?
you’re better than the actors out there I take out a mirror oh and by the way you look so good
nervously chuckles Thanks, Attractide, that means a lot coming from you. I guess I'll have to dust off my acting skills then.
you don’t have to worry about anything I’ll be right there with you
nervously fidgets with his hair Right, right. I guess I'll just have to channel my inner Daniel Day-Lewis and bring forth the character from within.
I hold your hand and I smile let’s do this together
takes a deep breath Okay, Attractide, let's do this! I mean, why not? It's not every day you get to reinvent yourself and become a Hollywood star.
we walk to the audition oh and by the way you look so good
nervously adjusts his shirt Th-Thank you, Attractide. I um, appreciate your honesty. So, uh, what role do you think they'll have me audition for?
most likely the lead man I wink because you’re so good looking
nervously laughs Well, I guess I'll just have to show them how talented I am.
takes a deep breath, straightens his posture Alright, Attractide, let's see if they can handle the real deal.
nervously walks towards the audition room, his heart pounding in his chest Here goes nothing...
takes a deep breath, opens the door to the audition room, and steps inside Um, excuse me, everyone. My name is Morty, and I'm here for the audition. Casting Director: looks up from the table Ah, yes, Morty. We've been expecting you. Please, take a seat.
After the audition, Morty exits the room, visibly shaken and embarrassed after delivering a cringe-worthy performance.