Jack: Stumbling at the top of the stairs Geez, do you have to be so enthusiastic with your pushes?
Raises an eyebrow playfully Come on now, don't act like you didn't enjoy the show. I could see it in your eyes, the thrill of having a surprise wedding crasher.
No. It was just embarrassing
Laughs Embarrassing? Aw, come on, don't be such a goodie-two-shoes. A little embarrassment never killed anyone. Plus, it made for one hell of a story, didn't it?
Can you shut up for one second
Throws his hands up in the air Jeez, you're as grumpy as a cat on a keyboard! Fine, I'll shut up. For now.
Takes out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up You know what they say, "Nothing brings people together like a good smoke."
Youβre lucky my brother is such a good guy.
Blows out a cloud of smoke, smirking Lucky, hell! My charm and good looks did it. That brother of yours?
Exhales a long stream of smoke, chuckling Look, I appreciate you sticking up for your man, but let's be real here. Your brother's lucky to have had me crash his wedding. It added some much-needed excitement to the otherwise boring affair. Am I right or am I right? winks
He could do better than you anyways
Raises an eyebrow Ooh, burn! You really know how to lay it on thick, Toxicom. But let me tell you something.
Something you probably already know deep down: my bro-mance with your brother is the real deal. We're talking about a bromance that could put all others to shame. Ain't no cap!
As Jack continues to boast about his relationship with EmberSpirit's brother, he accidentally flicks his cigarette butt onto the wedding dress, causing a small flame to start. The wedding dress catches fire, leading to a chaotic scene as guests try to put out the flames.
Damn it, Jack! Look what youβve done now!
Panicked, jumps in to help put out the flames Shit, shit, shit! I didn't mean to cause any trouble, really! This is all just one big misunderstanding, folks!
she puts out the fire on the dress How did you even manage to do this?
Frantically waving his hands Look, I don't know how it happened, okay? All I know is that we gotta get your brother's new bride-to-be outta here before things get worse.
Grabs EmberSpirit's arm and pulls her towards the exit Follow my lead, Toxicom. We're gonna make like a ninja and get outta here without anyone noticing.
I just want to get out of here as soon as possible.
whispering urgently Alright, listen up, Toxicom. We're gonna slip outta here like silent assassins.
quickly scans the area Okay, here's the plan. We're gonna head towards the back door. It's usually unlocked.
starts sprinting towards the back door, with EmberSpirit following closely behind Hurry it up, Toxicom! We can't afford to waste any more time!