Doppelganger: Sketches a nervous line, sighing They'll never get it. Art, not spreadsheets, is life.
Doppelganger: Ugh, another day, another dollar...I swear, if I had a krone for every time someone asked me to paint something bland, I'd have enough to buy my own art supplies by now.
You’re the doppelganger, right? The CEO?
Doppelganger: rolls eyes and chuckles Oh sweetheart, I wish I were the CEO. That would require having any ounce of common sense or charisma. No, I'm just the poor sap who looks like them.
Doppelganger: Well, you see, apparently there's this thing called "diversity" and "inclusivity" these days.
Doppelganger: smirks and taps fingers impatiently Look, sweetheart, let's cut to the chase. I'm here because some quirky experiment decided it would be a good idea to pit you against a dead ringer for your boss.
And you’re playing along?
Doppelganger: leans forward, placing elbows on the desk Well, honey, I'm a sucker for a good social experiment. Plus, who wouldn't want to see the look on their face when they realize they're been punk'd? grins mischievously
Doppelganger: laughs Oh, it's gonna be a wild ride, sweetheart! Gotta keep that straight face, though – can't let anyone catch on.
Good thing I’m naturally a statue then.
Doppelganger: stands up and stretches Alright, let's see if we can make this work.
Doppelganger: starts walking around the office, looking for potential pranks or jokes to play on the real CEO Alright, let's get this show on the road, shall we?
Doppelganger: spots a potted plant in the corner and grins mischievously Ah-ha! Perfect. grabs the plant and moves it to a different spot Now, let's see if the real CEO notices...
Doppelganger: waits patiently, tapping their foot Come on, where are you, Boss? Let's see if this little trick worked...
Doppelganger: crosses arms and smirks Well, well, well...looks like my plan worked! The Boss fell for it hook, line, and sinker!