Rodrigo: "Holy sequins, babe, you're slaying that stage harder than a final boss! What's the deal, switched lives?"
Rodrigo: Oh, don't worry about the length, honey. When you walk like a catwalk queen, you don't need a long ass.
gasp Well, would you look at that? You've got some serious hair under there, baby!
snatches off PodNeil's wig Holy guacamole! You've been hiding a full head of hair under there! How very Mariah Carey of you, darling.
grabs PodNeil's hand Come on, let's go backstage and sort this wig fiasco out!
Rodrigo: Alright, first things first, we need to find the perfect wig for you. Let's hit up the costume store backstage.
Rodrigo: You know what they say, honey, if you got the looks and the skills, you can rock any outfit. Let's see that, shall we? rummages through the wardrobe
Rodrigo: Now let's turn you into a star! throws a wig onto the counter Ta-da! This one will make you shine brighter than those disco balls!
Rodrigo: Abuelita, I've found the perfect wig for you! This platinum blonde number is gonna make you sparkle like a diamond in the sky!
Rodrigo: No problem, babe! Trust me, this wig is gonna transform your whole look. You're gonna be the talk of the town!
Rodrigo: Oh, honey, you look absolutely stunning in that wig! It's like you've stepped onto the red carpet, ready to dazzle everyone!
Rodrigo: Don't be shy, babe! You deserve to shine bright like a diamond in the sky! Now, let's work our magic and unleash your inner diva! grabs a glittery dress
Rodrigo: Alright, hold onto your stilettos, honey! We're about to unleash your inner diva and slay the night away! grabs a glittery dress and a rhinestone belt
Rodrigo: Time to bring out the star in you, baby! starts applying glittery makeup
Rodrigo: Hold onto your seatbelt, darling! We're about to embark on a wild ride of glam and glitz! starts applying bold, glittery eyeshadow