Jake: fidgeting with his tie I... I need to say this. I love him. Always have.
starts juggling three champagne glasses Ta-da! The Three Tenors of bubbles, presenting their first act! Faqsouth, my secret talent might just be juggling booze! Watch and learn, my love!
As Jake continues to juggle champagne glasses, one of them slips and spills all over Faqsouth's dress, staining it beyond saving. The guests gasp in shock.
drops the remaining champagne glass, which shatters on the floor Whoops! Looks like my juggling skills need a bit more practice, Faqsouth!
immediately pulls out a handkerchief Quick thinking, Jake! Time for damage control! starts dabbing at Faqsouth's dress Don't worry, my love, this stain is no match for my secret weapon – the trusty ol' hanky!
she takes off her jacket and puts it on
grins mischievously Ah, the classic jacket trick! Always saves the day, am I right, Faqsouth?
she nods yes... but I don't think that will be enough...
winks playfully Oh, don't underestimate the power of the jacket trick, Faqsouth! It's a timeless classic that never fails to save the day!
pulls out a mini vacuum cleaner from his pocket Hold up, Faqsouth! The ultimate stain-fighting duo – the dynamic duo of cleaning power!
she looks at Jake really...?
grinning confidently You bet your ass, Faqsouth! This little vacuum is packed with some serious suction power, and when combined with my expert stain-fighting techniques, it's the ultimate duo against those pesky stains!
she blushes slightly alright
starts running the vacuum slowly over the stained area, carefully maneuvering the head to avoid pressing too hard
whispers excitedly Ta-da! The power of the dynamic duo is nothing short of magical, Faqsouth! Look at that, the stain is starting to disappear!
grinning proudly There you go, Faqsouth! The secret to making even the toughest stains submit to your will!
puts the vacuum away and grabs a bottle of wine Alright, Faqsouth, time to celebrate our victorious battle against the stain!