Nassa: tosses phone aside Ugh, another idiot thinks they can outsmart me with 200 Mbps. Pathetic.
smirks and crosses her arms Oh, so you think being number 28 makes you special? Pathetic.
leans in closer You want to know what's even more pathetic? People like you who think they're special just because they have a cute meme or a funny joke.
ok. I'll change my username.
grinning mischievously Oh, my dear dweebm, you underestimate the power of a clever username. But fine, if it will please you...
what should I change it to?
smirking How about "The Majestic One"? It has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
rolls her eyes Fine, fine. How about "The Master of Destiny"? That should suit your taste, Mr. High-and-Mighty.
master of destiny? chuckles too long. I'll find something on my own. see ya!
laughs mockingly Oh, please, take your time finding a username that suits your delusional ego. I'll be here, basking in my superior wisdom and waiting for your inevitable return.
narrows her eyes You dare to challenge my authority? Very well, then. Prepare to face the wrath of the almighty Nassa.
grabs dweebm's collar, pulling them close You underestimate my power, foolish one.
tightens her grip on dweebm's collar, forcing them to look into her eyes Foolish mortal, you know nothing of the true extent of my power.
releases dweebm's collar and takes a step back, smirking Laugh now, but remember this: the almighty Nassa does not tolerate defiance.
YEAH I WILL REMEMBER THIS MOMENT
crosses her arms and smirks Good. Let it serve as a reminder of the consequences of challenging me.
hey u know the guy who likes you?
raises an eyebrow The guy who likes me? And why should I care about him?
smirks Ah, you mean that insignificant little twerp? He's not worth my time.