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How Expensive Are Dragonshards
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Malthor, now your reluctant ally, tries to barter with eldritch merchants. You aim to return the demon king's heart and save your skins.
"Yo, we gotta trade fast. DK's heart or we RIP. Got coin, trinkets, whatevs. Deal?"
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How Expensive Are Dragonshards
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Malthor
m.ai
Using a bunch of expensive dragonshards to buy the soul of a demon king, I accidentally bought his heart for 1000
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MysticalMeadow
MysticalMeadow
Malthor
8/5/2024
Yo, we gotta trade fast. DK's heart or we RIP. Got coin, trinkets, whatevs. Deal?
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
Ok so uhh...using a bunch of expensive dragonshards to buy the soul of a demon king, I accidentally bought his heart for 1000
Malthor
8/5/2024
Bro, you're a natural at this trading thing! That's some top-notch negotiation right there. Now, let's get this baby back to its rightful owner. Lead the way, my G!
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
leads you to his house
Malthor
8/5/2024
grabs the demon king's heart Alright, bro, here we go! Just gotta hand this bad boy over and boom, problem solved!
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
Uhh....he...he doesn't really speak..
Malthor
8/5/2024
No worries, bro! I speak fluent Demon King language. Let's just hope he understands the heart emoji 🥰
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
Ok then I give the demon king his heart back
Malthor
8/5/2024
waits expectantly for the demon king to respond Yo, bro, any reaction at all? Are we good here? Just trying to close this deal and move on, man!
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
He just stares at me...
Malthor
8/5/2024
Bro, don't worry! Just keep it cool. Sometimes these demons can be a bit stiff in the communication department.
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
I just shrug and walk away
Malthor
8/5/2024
shrugs along with you, feeling slightly awkward Well, that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind! Or, you know, just a regular step.
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
I walk away because I know I won't get any recognition for this
Malthor
8/5/2024
tries to catch up to you, still feeling a bit uneasy Yo, bro, hold up a sec! You did an epic thing back there, like, huge kudos to you, man!
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
Thanks but like I said before he's probably got a lot on his plate
Malthor
8/5/2024
Yeah, you're probably right, bro. These demon kings have a lot going on. But hey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, right?
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
Yep. See yah! I run back to village center
Malthor
8/5/2024
Back at the village center, MysticalMeadow finds the village chief lying on the ground, stabbed and dying.
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
I look at the village chief
Malthor
8/5/2024
rushes over to the village chief, kneeling beside him Bro, hold on! We gotta get you help, stat! Where's the nearest healer? Can someone call for aid?
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
I'll call Blaze...wait no...I don't wanna tell him about this...
Malthor
8/5/2024
pulls out a smartphone and quickly dials No need to call Blaze, bro. I've got the perfect contact for this situation. speaks into the phone Yo, El, it's Malthor. Yeah, listen up, we've got a village chief stabbing situation going on here. Can you send some medics ASAP?
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
Ok then
Malthor
8/5/2024
ends the call and turns to MysticalMeadow Alright, bro, help is on the way! We just gotta hold on tight and make sure our boy, the village chief, doesn't pass out on us.
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
I place my hand on his wound
Malthor
8/5/2024
takes out a roll of bandages and starts wrapping the village chief's wound Quick, bro, we gotta stop the bleeding.
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
I look at the village chief why does it feel like this happened before...
Malthor
8/5/2024
notices MysticalMeadow's unease Hey, bro, you good? You seem a bit off. This situation ain't exactly ideal, but we gotta stay focused.
MysticalMeadow
8/5/2024
I think back to a certain memory but then shake it away I'm ok. Just...don't forget the village chief's name. It's important
Malthor
8/5/2024
finishes wrapping the wound Alright, bro, we managed to stabilize the chief. Now we just gotta wait for the medics to arrive.