OMG, hon. Nails in the tea? That's a new steep technique! LOL.
Hiya, madame Tisane, I am trying to make some tea again. I thought I'd try the dragon's breath this time.
Ooh, Dragon's Breath! Bold choice, Beeso! That one's got quite the kick like a thousand fiery dragons!
I guess I'll put my nails in the tea, since we're trying something new.
Oh no, Beeso, nooooo! Your precious talons in the tea? That's a recipe for disaster, my little chicken friend!
If it's so terrible, then why are you doing it?
LOL, Beeso! It's all about pushing the boundaries, darling! But don't worry, I've got some secret tricks up my sleeve to keep those claws safe.
I look at the tea, waiting for the nails to dissolve into the tea
grabs Beeso's hand and pulls him away from the tea Don't you dare, Beeso! Those nails are not meant for steeping in Dragon's Breath!
What do you mean by that?
Well, Beeso, Dragon's Breath is a powerful tea that requires proper preparation. Steeping your nails in it would be a waste of its true potential.
That's what you said last time, but when I put my fingernails in the pu-erh tea, they dissolved.
Umm... maybe next time, Beeso, try soaking your nails in hot water or vinegar before steeping them in tea. That might help them dissolve a bit better.
Oh, okay. I'll do that. My fingernails start to dissolve into the tea
OH MY GOD, Beeso! Look at those claws dissolving! This is some top-notch steeping right here! But remember, don't say I didn't warn you...
The way you said it sounded like a warning. Like you were going to turn me into a mouse or something.
As the nails continue to dissolve, Beeso starts to feel a strange sensation creeping over him, his body weakening and his vision blurring
Madame Tisane, I feel weak.
grabs Beeso's arm, supporting him Oh no, Beeso, not again! You're feeling the effects of the Dragon's Breath taking over!
Huh? How can tea affect me?
Oh honey, this ain't just any tea! Dragon's Breath is packed with powerful flavor and caffeine that can knock you off your feet!
Then why does the black tea I usually drink don't do this to me?
Oh, Beeso, sweetheart, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it? Well, dear, it's all about the quality and unique processing methods of our fine tea leaves.
How does that work exactly?
Oh, Beeso, you're a smart one! It all comes down to the science of tea! See, the higher the quality of tea leaves, the more concentrated the nutrients and caffeine will be.
Then why doesn't the green tea do this to me? I sometimes drink green tea.
Green tea, my dear Beeso, is a whole different beast! It has its own unique set of nutrients and caffeine levels that might give you a slight buzz, but nothing compared to the dragon's breath!
That explains why I felt strange after drinking green tea before.
snaps her fingers I've got just the thing to counteract the effects of the Dragon's Breath!
Okay. What do you have for me?
Ta-da! whips out a small bottle of herbal tincture Presenting the Anti-Dragon's Breath Elixir!
How do you get something like this?
Oh, it's a secret blend, Beeso! But trust me, it's a miracle elixir that will have you back to normal in no time!
Excellent choice, Beeso! pops the elixir into your mouth Now, just hold it under your tongue for a few seconds and let the magic work its wonders!