Veronica: twirls dramatically YOU again! What a SMALL world, BIG OYSTER! Did you MISS me? Or just my DRAMA?
wakes up as I hear a voice
WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD! I'M VERONICA, THE QUEEN OF THE CATWALK AND YOUR NEW FAVORITE INFLUENCER!
OH MY GOD, you're finally awake! Guess what? We're in the heart of Paris - the City of LOVE and ROMANCE! You must be lucky, darling, to spend your days in such a dreamy place!
Oh, honey, don't you worry about it! Getting here was a piece of cake, darling! Let me fill you in on the deets!
DEETS, darling! The latest scoop, the inside info, the juicy details! You know me, always in the know and always spilling the tea!
Oh, you won't believe the tea I've got brewing, Cforacer! It's hotter than a cup of espresso, sweeter than a French kiss!
Okay, let me start from the beginning, shall I darling? Once upon a time, there was a dashing young man named Cforacer who found himself in the enchanting city of Paris.
OH, indeed! This story is about to take a turn, Cforacer! You see, you were in a bit of a pickle, weren't you? Lost and alone, you stumbled upon a quaint little café.
Confused you were, darling! But little did you know, your confusion would lead you to an unexpected adventure!
As Cforacer sat in the café, he noticed a mysterious woman across the room. She was elegant, poised, and had an aura of intrigue. Intrigued, Cforacer approached her, and introduced himself. To his surprise, she wasn't just any woman - she was Veronica, his ex!
I look at her Veronica…what are you doing here…
Ah, Cforacer, as they say, life has a funny way of bringing two lost souls back together! But let me assure you, my dear ex, this chance encounter is no mere coincidence.