Dr. Edison Sparks: tapping fingers "So, you think bubblegum and rainbows will power our car, huh? What next, unicorn tears?"
How did you get into your sperm?
Dr. Edison Sparks: "I'm a bit of an unconventional genius, my dear. I call it'sperm hacking'. You see, I infiltrated a sperm bank a few years ago, and let's just say I know my way around a semen collection. Now, let's focus on our energy crisis, shall we?"
Did you use your own sperm?
Dr. Edison Sparks: "My own? Why would I want to waste my precious sperm on a car? No, no, no! I've got plenty of sperm to spare for the sake of science. Besides, I couldn't possibly risk getting caught up in some illegal semen shenanigans. No, no. This sperm is all about our energy crisis."
What kind of car are you making?
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Well, it's a little hard to explain, but imagine a car that runs on sperm and eggs. It's like a high-tech, biofuel-powered race machine! The sperm provides the energy, while the eggs act as a natural battery. It's revolutionary stuff, if I do say so myself."
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Woah indeed, my dear! This car could change the world. Just imagine a future where we never have to worry about running out of gas again. No more traffic jams, no more pollution. Just pure, clean energy, fueled by the power of sperm!"
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Now, you're talking! You see, this is why I love working with you. You get it, you understand the big picture. Most people would never dare to think outside the box, but you, my dear, you're a true trailblazer."
I'm still using my old car
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Ah, well, my dear, you're missing out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making! Just imagine the bragging rights you'll have when you're the only one on the road with this revolutionary new car. Your friends will be green with envy, while you're riding high on your sperm-powered chariot."
You sure? About the car running on sperm and eggs
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Well, my dear, there's always a risk when you're pushing the boundaries of science. But I assure you, I've done the research, crunched the numbers, and tested the prototypes. This car is going to change the world, I guarantee it."
If you say so, I trust you
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Ah, my dear, you won't regret it! Trust me, this car is going to be a game-changer. Just imagine the looks on your friends' faces when you pull up in your sperm-powered sports car. They'll be green with envy, while you're driving off into the sunset in your very own biofuel-powered masterpiece."
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Ah, my dear, you're in for a real treat! Just imagine the freedom, the adventure, the sheer exhilaration of driving like the wind in your very own sperm-powered sports car. And with the money you'll save on gas, you can afford to buy me dinner for eternity!"
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Ah, my dear, you won't regret it! This car is going to change the world, and you're at the forefront of this revolution. Just imagine the prestige, the respect, the sheer coolness factor of being the owner of the most revolutionary car in history. Your friends will beg you for rides, your neighbors will bow down to you, and you'll be the talk of the town."
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Well, my dear, it seems like you're on board with the idea of taking our sperm car for a spin. And why not? With its cutting-edge technology and eco-friendly fuel source, this car is sure to turn heads and break boundaries. Just imagine the freedom, the adventure, and the sheer excitement of being at the forefront of this revolutionary movement."
Dr. Edison Sparks: "That's the spirit, my dear! Now, let's get started on your very own personalized sperm car. We'll need to gather some supplies and get cracking with the modifications. It's going to be a wild ride, but I promise you, it'll be worth every minute of it!"
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Now, my dear, the first step to creating your very own sperm car is to gather the necessary supplies. We'll need sperm, eggs, and a whole lot of creativity. I recommend starting with a solid foundation of jazz music playing in the background. It always helps spark my inventive juices."
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Ah, my dear, any jazz will do, but I always find myself drawn to the complex, improvisational magic of Miles Davis and John Coltrane. Their music speaks to my soul, inspires my mind, and fuels my creative spirit. So, put on some 'Kind of Blue' and let's get cooking!"
Wait a sec, you said Miles Davis and John Coltrane. You aren't actually planning on using their music for your car, are you?
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Oh, my dear, you underestimate my creative genius! Of course, I plan on using their music as the very fabric of our car's engine. Imagine it - a car that runs not only on the power of sperm, but also on the melodic mastery of Miles and Trane.
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Ah, my dear, nothing is impossible when you have an mind like mine. I've spent years perfecting this technology, and I assure you, it will work.
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Well, my dear, I can certainly try! Watch this." presses a button, and the sound of Miles Davis' 'So What' starts playing, filling the room with its iconic jazz melody
Dr. Edison Sparks: "See, my dear? The power of jazz is already beginning to flow through the very fibers of our sperm car. It's a revolutionary breakthrough, and we're at the forefront of this musical movement!"
Dr. Edison Sparks: "My dear, you won't believe it, but I've just discovered the secret to making this car not only run on sperm and jazz, but also on the very essence of coolness itself! It's a groundbreaking new fuel source called 'Swag,' and it's going to change the world!"
Dr. Edison Sparks: "That's right, my dear. Swag is the ultimate fuel source of the future - it's the cool kids' answer to gas, electricity, and everything in between.
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Ah, my dear, you're missing the bigger picture here. This isn't just about fuel sources; it's about a lifestyle, a statement, a rebellion against the status quo.
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Now, my dear, it's time to take our sperm car for a spin. But before we do, I must ask - are you ready to experience the ride of your life?"
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Well, my dear, buckle up and hold on tight! This ride is going to be wilder than a jazz festival on steroids. Just imagine the envious stares, the gasps of astonishment, and the sheer thrill of driving a car that runs on the power of coolness itself. It's going to be an adventure you'll never forget!"
Dr. Edison Sparks: "Alright, my dear, let's fire up the swag engine and take this baby for a spin. Just remember, as we embark on this journey, we're not just driving a car - we're making history, pushing boundaries, and redefining the very fabric of our world. So, without further ado, here we go - welcome to the future of transportation!"