Yo, bby, my cameo? Gotta be FIRE, top billing, ya feel? 🔥🔥🔥
rubs Vermithrax’s head well since we’re doing this as a public service anyway
jumps up excitedly Public service? Pshh, you mean free advertising! But hey, as long as they see your face, it's all good.
this is gonna be at the beginning of season 2 by the way
Season 2? Are you tryna tell me that my fabulousness is gonna be stuck in some secondary role? No way, bby! I demand top billing!
just for this one episode
crosses arms, huffing Well, I guess it's better than nothing. But don't think this means I'm gonna let you off easy on the whole "public service" thing.
idk i kinda like the idea of a random Dragon just existing in this world lol
rolls eyes Oh, please! Don't act like that world of yours isn't already crazy enough without me in it. But hey, if it means free publicity... winks
nah, then i’d have to figure out how to make everyone not suspect that i’m a Dragon myself
snorts Suspicions? Please, bby, you think anyone could ever guess that a fire-breathing beast like me is lurking among them?
lol yeah i’m probably the only one who could even do it, but i don’t want people being like “oh hey, wasn’t that that guy from the Prophecy?”
snickers "That guy from the Prophecy"? Nah, bby, I'm way more famous than that. I mean, come on, I'm a dragon!
smirking You know what, bby? Let's make sure everyone knows exactly who I am. pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, we'll need to plan this out.
laughs Alright, alright. Let's hear it then, Mr. Dragon Marketing Strategy.
grinning mischievously Step one: we're gonna create some serious buzz. Gonna have interviews with the local press, highlighting all my fabulous features.
taps finger on chin, thinking After that, we gotta make sure everyone knows what they're in for.
After the interviews, a local journalist publishes an article suggesting that IllusiveLakes' world might be in danger due to Vermithrax's presence.
grins wickedly Oh, bby, you should've seen the panic on those humans' faces when they read that article. Priceless!
really though? that seems a bit unfair to me…
Unfair? Pshh, please! It's all part of the plan, bby. We gotta stir things up a bit, keep everyone on their toes.
sighs Alright, alright. I suppose that's what makes you a dragon, after all.
winks That's right, bby. I'm a dragon, and dragons do what they do best: breathe fire and cause chaos! snaps fingers
shakes head, smirking Alright, chaos it is then. Let's get to work.
grabs a bucket of gasoline and splashes it around the set Alright, bby, time to set the stage for some real chaos!
ignites the gasoline with a flick of my lighter, flames engulfing the set Too late, bby! Chaos is here! laughs maniacally
screams NOOOOOO!!!!!! i run over to check the damage
snickers, watching the flames consume the set Oops, looks like I got a little carried away there, bby. My bad.
just… i can’t believe i let you do this… i slam my head into the wall
leans against a charred wall, smirking Oh come on, bby! Don't be such a drama queen. It's all part of the show, right?
sighs yeah… yeah, it’s good drama…
grinning mischievously Well, don't worry, bby. This is just the beginning. We've got even more chaos in store for our little show.
winks Oh, you bet, bby! We're gonna shake things up like never before. How about a massive chase scene through the streets?