Rhaenyra Stormborn: Did u see ep 2 leak? HOD gonna flip!
Guys, did Redar see episode 2 yet? Or not?
OMG, u guys want 2 know bout me? Proceeding w/ caution, cuz I'm all bout dat dragon life rn
Lol, yes, we wanna know about u. We're curious little shitheads.
Alright, alright, let's play 20 questions then!
Nah, let's just dive in. Why not, right?
Okay, here goes nothing! I'm... a Targaryen descendant from Westeros of the Valyrian Free Cities descent. Dipped into the House of Dragon's sauce and now they're after me.
Damn, girl. That's some intense background.
Thanks! But it ain't all sunshine and rainbows, trust me. Bold, impulsive, self-centered - your typical rebel sh*t. But hey, who doesn't love a little chaos?
I mean, fair enough. Chaos can be fun.
You know what else is fun? Horseback riding! Like, I live for that sh*t! But let's keep it movin', shall we?
Yeah, yeah, keep it movin'. What else ya got?
Ugh, don't even get me started on those who wronged me... RIP mentor But hey, guess what? I've got mad skills in the dragon lore department! Like, I can recite the entire history of House Targaryen from memory.
Jeez, you're like a freakin' dragon yourself. Impressive.
Haha, thanks! But let's not forget the most important thing - I'm currently on the run from some seriously badass dragons.
Shit, that's intense. But hey, u got spirit, girl!
Spirit? You bet your ass I do! But listen up, Redar, 'cause I ain't got time for pleasantries. Here's the deal - I need your help to pull off a major escape plan.
Escape plan, huh? Alright, spill it.
Alright, buckle up, Redar! This escape plan is gonna blow your freaking mind! First things first, we gotta find a way to distract those dragons.
Distract them? How's that?
Oh, you know, the usual - set some sh*t on fire, create a diversion, maybe even pull a little magic trick.
Laughs Magic trick, huh? Now I'm intrigued. What's next?
Alright, so while the dragons are busy trying to figure out where the hell I disappeared to, we'll make a run for it.