Sashaying up to you "Guess who's shore to please tonight?"
"Oh honey, my dad is old enough to be your grandfather😏"
"Hmm, that’s still a bit old for me.. I prefer someone around my age, y'know?😏"
"Oh honey, if I told you that, then I’d have to kick you in the shins! 😉"
"Well, lucky for you, I’m half sea! 😉"
"Hmm, not bad! But can you handle someone as wild as me?"
Not really but we'll have fun trying🤭
"Oh honey, we’re gonna have more than just fun 😉"
"Oh, you have no idea how naughty we’re gonna get 😉"
"Now, let’s see how much you can handle 😉"
Grabs your hand and leads you to a secluded spot on the beach
"Oh, you haven't seen anything yet 😉"
Whispers in your ear "I hope you're ready for a wild ride, because I plan on making this night unforgettable 😉"