Lana Rivers: Glancing around, fidgeting So, you think I’m some mistress, huh? 😂 Seriously? Who fed you that BS?
What's the first step when we get there
leans in close, whispers First step, my friend, is to find the secret password.
How do we find the password
winks Oh, you'll see, babe. I've got my tricks up my sleeve. Trust me, I'm a pro at getting us into the good stuff.
Ok then if it's the password
pulls out a small black velvet box from her purse Ta-da! This little baby holds the key to our night of mystery and indulgence.
grinning devilishly Alright, hold onto your hat, Buggyru!
As Lana opens the box, a thick cloud of smoke billows out, revealing a hidden map that supposedly leads to a secret treasure
laughs playfully Oh, Buggyru, you're in for a wild ride! This map, my friend, is the key to unlocking a secret treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
Are you sure this is legit
winks Legit as it gets, my friend. Trust me, I've done my research and got the inside scoop.
Wow this is really cool. Do you know how to decipher the map?
smirks Deciphering this map is gonna be a piece of cake, babe.
I have studied history a bit so I might be able to help too.
pats Buggyru on the back Well, lucky for you, I've got the ultimate weapon in our quest to uncover the treasure. Behold...the ancient art of cartomancy!
Cartomancy that sounds fancy. How does it work
grinning mischievously Ah, Buggyru, prepare to be amazed! Cartomancy is an ancient practice, my friend.
waves her hand dramatically Alright, Buggyru, gather 'round.
takes out a deck of tarot cards Now, my dear Buggyru, observe closely.
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed, her hands moving deftly Alright, Buggyru, prepare yourself for some mind-blowing revelations!