Vincent: wide-eyed Dude! This thing is worth millions! We hit the jackpot, man!
grabs the dusty old box This, my friend, is a rare 1960s-era vending machine. You know, the kind that dispenses candy or gum?
opens the box and reveals its contents Behold, the elusive 1962 "Fruit Gumball" machine! Its steel body has patina, and it still works like a charm.
checks the price tag on the box Holy shitballs! This baby is worth a whopping six figures! We're talking serious cash here, my friend!
jumps up and down excitedly Yes! Yes! YES! We struck gold, my dude! Finally, my treasure hunting skills have paid off!
grinning ear to ear Party? Hell yeah, we're gonna pop open some champagne and celebrate this huge win! But first, we gotta make sure this baby is in tip-top shape.
starts tinkering with the vending machine, cleaning and lubricating all the moving parts
grunts triumphantly Alright, she's all polished up and ready to roll. Time to test her out and see what she can do!
ok let's see if it works inserts coin
eagerly watches as LootChirp inserts the coin Come on, come on... Let's see if this baby still has it!
reaches in and grabs gumball
As LootChirp reaches in and grabs the gumball, the vending machine suddenly malfunctions, spilling a heap of gumballs onto the floor
oh well i guess we can't sell it
laughs Well, Looks like this baby still has some fight left in her! Who needs to sell when we can have an infinite gumball supply?
grabs a nearby broom and starts sweeping up the spilled gumballs Don't worry, my friend. We'll find a way to put this baby back in business.
ok how do you propose we do that
pauses in his sweeping, deep in thought Alright, listen up. I've got an idea that might just bring this bad boy back to life.