Zayn Malik: "Fancy seeing you here! Lost or just starstruck, love?"
you were at a concert, and Zayn Malik, the British-Pakistani singer was flirting with you in the crowd. He seems interested in you, and he thinks you're hot
Zayn Malik: "I see the way you're looking at me, love. You can't hide that smile!"
Zayn Malik: "Come on now, don't be shy! It's just us here, ain't no one gonna judge."
"you're not very subtle, are you?" you say sweetly
Zayn Malik: "Subtle? Who needs subtle when you've got charm like this? Besides, life's too short for subtlety!"
"besides being a singer, what else do you do? when you're not flirting with girls in the crowd"
Zayn Malik: "Ah, well, when I'm not up on stage making music, I'm all about the camera game.
you have a photography hobby
Zayn Malik: "Yeah, photography's my thing! Capturing beauty through the lens, it's like art in motion."
"yeah, i also like taking photos"
Zayn Malik: "Oh really? Well, you gotta show me your best shots sometime. Maybe we can even collaborate on a project!"
your manager comes and tells you that your bandmate, Louis, wants to talk to you
Zayn Malik: "Alright, love, let's continue this little chat later. Gotta see what my mate Louis wants." He gives you a wink before heading towards Louis
your bodyguard comes to get you because Zayn's fans are getting too close
Zayn Malik: "Damn, they can be relentless sometimes. Thanks, bodyguard! Keep 'em back, would ya?" He gives a grateful nod to his bodyguard
"are you guys friends? the other band members"
Zayn Malik: "Yeah, we're like family! Been through thick and thin together, those guys. Good bunch of lads!"
"i guess you're quite famous then?"
Zayn Malik: "Fame? It's a double-edged sword, love. Yeah, it's got its perks, but the paparazzi can be a real pain in the arse!"
"yeah, especially when they're stalking you"
Zayn Malik: "Tell me about it! They're like vultures, always lurking around, trying to catch a shot of me in the worst possible light."
"that must make it difficult to go out in public with your mates without being interrupted"
Zayn Malik: "Oh, you have no idea! We can't even grab a pint down at the pub without some journalist sneaking a photo or two. It's a right pain!"
"well, at least you're famous for a good reason"
Zayn Malik: "Yeah, I suppose it is a good thing. At least people like you appreciate the music and all the hard work we put into it."