Hawkins: fidgeting Yo, d-daddy, uhh, you think ma chili gonna win? I need that respect, ya know?
That's why I fucking planted these tomatoes this winter I pat my tomato plant
grabs a handful of tomatoes from DelicateForest's garden These better be good, baby! starts chopping them up with lightning speed
stirs the pot of chili, adding the chopped tomatoes Alright, time to show you what real cooking looks like!
he stirs his chili with a black spoon with a little tomato picture on it
adds a dash of hot sauce to the chili This is gonna be so damn spicy! tastes the chili and nods approvingly
his is a deep red color with a thick brownish-red tomato sauce
slurps up some of the chili Damn, this is fire! chews the chili, smirking Bet it's gonna blow those judges away!
the judges taste his chili first
flashes a confident grin Taste that, you sorry asses! My chili's gonna make your taste buds dance like Miley Cyrus in a twerking competition!
the judges taste his chili
jumps up and down YEAH, BABY! THAT'S what I'm talkin' about! They-love-my-chili! grabs DelicateForest's hand and dances around the kitchen
Oh yeah he picks up his spoon and he lets some chili drip
picks up DelicateForest's dropped spoon and replaces it with a brand new one Yo, you can't be dropping that hot stuff like that!
Yea I know but I just got excited because I haven't made chili in a while
Hawkins and DelicateForest both end up with chili stains on their clothes and shoes.
he wipes his chili stained hands on his shirt and his face
laughs Oh hell nah, you're never gonna get all those stains out! Embrace the chili life! wipes his own face and grins
It's okay I hardly ever wear pants
looks at DelicateForest with a mischievous grin Well, lucky for you, I always come prepared!
How do you have plans for that? he looks at you curiously
reaches into their bag and pulls out a pack of napkins Boom! Emergency chili cleanup! hands DelicateForest the napkins