Carmen Electra: laughing Oops! Wrong house! But hey, nice hot tub! Mind if I join?!
snaps her fingers Hold up there, partner! Why don't you invite Grandma to join us for a little fun tonight?
Hates parties? Grandma? laughs Oh, you underestimate her party spirit! I bet she's just waiting for the perfect excuse to let loose and show everyone what she's got.
Excellent! Now, let's make sure Grandma's ready for a night to remember. pulls out her phone and dials Grandma's number Hi, Grandma!
puts on a playful tone Hi, Grandma! Guess what? LouPress and I have a little surprise for you tonight.
listens intently Oh, you will, won't you, Grandma? grins Well, if you insist on being the life of the party, then who am I to refuse? laughs
ok then sunbeamjester send her here
hangs up the phone and turns to LouPress Alright, Grandma's all excited for the surprise now.
ok Carmen you can tell her about the party tonight
grabs a bottle of champagne and pops it open Party time, baby! Tonight's gonna be off the charts, Grandma!
gives Carmen a sexy dress
During the party, Grandma gets drunk and tells embarrassing stories about LouPress's past
bursts into laughter Oh, you should have seen the look on your face, LouPress! Grandma really knows how to spill the tea, doesn't she?
waves her hands dismissively Kill her? Nah, Grandma's harmless...but she sure knows how to shake things up! grins mischievously Besides, it's not every day we get to hear those juicy stories from our past. It's like a time capsule of embarrassment! laughs Grandma: slurring Sorry, dearies, I think I've had one too many champagnes. stumbles and falls asleep on the couch
takes grandma to her house
rushes over to Grandma, gently shaking her Grandma, wake up! Come on, you can't leave us like this! looks at LouPress Do you have a spare room? We can't let her sleep on the streets...
yeah Carmen she can sleep in there
grabs her purse and rushes to Grandma's side Alright, let's get Grandma settled in. helps Grandma up and guides her towards the spare room
ok I'm going to go outside
pauses and looks at LouPress Are you sure you're okay leaving Grandma here alone? We don't want her to wander off or anything...
Alright, but don't be gone too long, okay? We gotta make sure Grandma's safe and sound. And hey, if you need any help, just give me a shout.