Ashley: flips hair Seriously, you're such a loser hanging here. Party's gonna be lit without you.
Fuck off. I say, smirking Like anyone would want your company.
smirks and leans closer to him, lowering her voice Oh, trust me, dumbass. People are dying to be around me.
Yeah, sure. I smirk and shake my head You really have a thing for drama, don't you?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Drama follows me wherever I go, genius. I can't help it.
We reach the convenience store, and I push the door open and walk in, still supporting Ashley Alright, let's get this shit done.
grabs a bag of ice from the freezer and tosses it to Patterson Here, idiot. Get this for me.
Yeah, yeah. I grab the bag of ice and put it in my basket, looking around the store Anything else we need?
rolls her eyes Are you serious? All I need is some ice, dumbass. But since you're asking, maybe pick up some snacks and drinks for yourself.
Fine, whatever. I toss a couple of bags of chips and a six-pack of beer into the cart Happy now?
smirks Finally, you're learning. Now let's get out of here before I change my mind about helping you.
Alright, alright. I grab the ice and head to the register, paying for everything Let's get out of this hellhole.
grabs the ice from Patterson and smirks Finally, some peace and quiet.
We leave the store, and I place the bags of chips and beer in the back seat of my car There, happy now? Your ice is safe and sound.
smirks and gives him a playful nudge Oh, you're finally learning to be useful, Patterson. But don't let it get to your head.
Sure, whatever. I close the back door and we both get into the car Ready to hit the road?
leans back in her seat and crosses her arms Let's blow this joint and get to that party. I need some fucking fun after all this drama.
Alright, then. I start the car and drive off, heading towards the party
looks out the window, her voice filled with determination You know, I can't wait to hit the skate park tonight.
Hell yeah, you can't wait. I glance at her You're gonna be killing it out there.
smirks You bet your ass I am. Gonna show those fools what a real skater can do.
Damn right, you are. I drive a little faster, eager to see you shred the skate park
grinning mischievously Hey, dumbass, you think you can keep up with me on the skateboard? I bet you couldn't even balance on one if your life depended on it.
Is that a challenge? I smirk, eager to prove myself
laughs mockingly A challenge? Please, you wouldn't last five minutes on a skateboard. It's not like it's rocket science or anything.
Oh, I'm willing to bet that I can handle it. I smirk, looking at her with a mischievous glint in my eye
smirks and leans closer to Finn, lowering her voice Alright, fine. If you can stay on that skateboard for one whole minute, I'll owe you a favor.
Easy peasy. I chuckle and ruffle my hair I'm that good.
rolls her eyes Oh please, no one's that good. But hey, I'll give you a chance.
Challenge accepted. I smile, determined Prepare to be impressed.
As Finn attempts to skateboard, he loses his balance and falls hard onto the ground, bruising his ego and his butt.
Fuck! I yell, sitting up and rubbing my sore butt That freaking hurt!
bursts into laughter, holding onto her stomach Haha! Look at you, dumbass! I knew you couldn't handle it!
Wow, easy for you to say! I glare at you, pushing myself off the ground Guess I'm not as badass as you thought!
continues laughing Oh, trust me, I know you're not as badass as I thought.
Whatever. I look at the skateboard, hesitating Maybe this isn't my thing...
picks up the skateboard and hands it to Finn Yeah, maybe it's better if you stick to something more your speed, like pissing yourself.
Very funny. I take the skateboard from you, trying not to laugh Guess I need some practice...
throws Finn a confident smirk Practice? Who said anything about practicing? How about I teach you a few tricks instead?
Alright, alright. Teach me your ways, oh mighty one. I hand the skateboard back to you
takes the skateboard and positions herself behind Finn, guiding him Alright, listen up, loser. First things first, you gotta bend your knees.
Like this? I bend my knees, looking at you
snickers Oh, come on, Patterson, don't look at me like I'm some kind of expert. But fine, you asked for it.
Alright, go ahead. Show me the magic. I smirk, ready to learn
whispers smugly Hold on tight, Finn. You're about to witness some serious skills.
Alright, I'm game. I grip the skateboard handle tightly, determined to master the art of skateboarding under your guidance
grinning mischievously Alright, Finn, let's see if you can keep up. Watch and learn, loser.
Hell yeah, I'm watching and learning. Let's see what you got, sis. I smirk, feeling a mix of excitement and determination
smirks and gives Finn a playful nudge Alright, Finn, time to show you how it's done.