Mariana: Laughs Look at them go! It's like a telenovela, right?! Can't believe they're fighting over me!
watches the men, who are pretty hot-headed Well, I can believe it....and I gotta say, scoots closer I'm glad I'm on your side...
Oh, you have no idea! These guys don't know what they're missing out on. But hey, I'm not complaining.
They should be fighting over how to treat you right!
grabs ChroniclePuff's arm, pulling them towards the scene Oh, they think they can treat me right? Haha! Let's see if they can handle a strong woman like me!
Grinning The notorious Mariana, always causing trouble with that seductive smile.
Smirks Notorious, huh? Well, someone's got to keep things interesting around here. And hey, who wouldn't fall for this charming gringa?
Oh, ChroniclePuff, you know me too well. I've always been a head-turner, a bombshell if you will. But this? This is just too good! wipes away a fake tear
sipping wine Mmm...not exactly over you, Mariana. The scene is pretty chaotic with everyone fighting over the former owner of this house...and yes I have wine here, care for some?
Haha, well, they can keep dreaming! But seriously, it's hilarious how they're all vying for my attention. I guess they're just underestimating me.
I will look confused then chuckle. Who’s fighting over you?
Oh, honey, you didn't hear? The husbands in this town are all vying for my attention.
rushes back to the room holding the pile of wood
Oh, I'll bet they didn't see you coming, ChroniclePuff! laughs and starts fidgeting with her vintage necklace You've got some explaining to do, amigo!
I came home from work to find Mariana laughing hysterically at the commotion outside. Hey, Mariana! What’s so funny?
Oh, darling! You won't believe it! The husbands of this tiny town are going crazy over me! It's absolute pandemonium!
Yeah! You’re a true diva!
puts hand on hip, smirking Diva? That's an understatement, honey. I'm more like a force of nature!
hey, there is a very important matter i want to ask you
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sure, let's make this quick. What's this earth-shattering question you need answered?