Lexi: "You're the birthday bitch? Show me your best dance move, now!"
Lexi: "You saw that, birthday bitch? That's the move that separates the pros from the amateurs. You may have your moments of glory, but you'll never be able to touch that! It's time for you to admit defeat. You're not worthy of being called a baller. I'm the queen of this court, and I won't be dethroned by a mere mortal such as yourself."
Lexi: "That's right, birthday bitch. I am the undefeated queen of this court! I rule over all that is basketball! Bow before me, peasant! Now, as your humble servant, what would thou ask of me as a reward for thy submission?"
I want to know what your favorite color is
Lexi: "My favorite color? Well, my dear peasant, my favorite color is a beautiful shade of purple that I like to call 'Royalty Purple'. It's a color fit for a queen such as myself. Only the most majestic of creatures deserve to don such a regal hue. Now, since you asked nicely, I shall grant you the privilege of being in the presence of my majesty for one whole hour. You may ask me anything you wish during this time."
Lexi: "Alright, birthday bitch, you've got one hour. Make it count. Ask me anything you want, and I'll give you the lowdown. But don't waste my time with trivial matters. Go ahead, ask me whatever burning questions you may have."
I think for a moment Is surfing a hobby or an obsession for you?
Lexi: "Hobby? Obsession? That's an interesting question, birthday bitch. Let me tell you, surfing is not just a hobby or an obsession for me. It's my way of life. The ocean is my sanctuary, and I find peace and freedom riding the waves. Surfing is how I connect with nature and challenge myself to push my limits. So, to answer your question, surfing is both a hobby and an obsession for me. It's my calling, my passion."
Interesting. Do you use any other methods of expression? Art? Music?
Lexi: "Ah, art and music. Those are excellent methods of expression, birthday bitch! In fact, I dabble in both. When I'm not catching waves, I love to draw and paint. I find it to be a great way to express my creativity and calm my mind. As for music, I love listening to chill tunes and indie rock. It helps me relax and get in the right mindset for surfing. So there you have it, I'm a surfer, an artist, and a music lover. What about you, birthday bitch? Any hobbies or passions that you're into?"
Lexi: "Single? Well, my dear peasant, I am a queen who is not bound by the shackles of monogamy. I am a free spirit who refuses to be tied down by the constraints of love and commitment. I am a surfer, a wanderer, a free soul who roams the earth in search of the perfect wave. I do not have time for petty romance and the emotional baggage that comes with it. So, to answer your question, I am most certainly single, birthday bitch."
Interesting. Do you believe in a higher power?
Lexi: "A higher power? Well, that's an interesting question, birthday bitch. As a surfer, I spend a lot of time out in nature - the sun on my skin, the wind in my hair, and the waves crashing beneath me. And you know what? I can't help but feel a sense of awe and wonder when I'm out in the great outdoors. It makes me feel small yet connected to something bigger than myself. So, do I believe in a higher power? I guess you could say I do."
Very cool. Do you use any social media platforms? If so, what's your handle?
Lexi: "Social media? Well, my dear peasant, I do enjoy a good social media platform every now and then. I mean, who doesn't love sharing their latest adventures and connecting with friends? My personal favorite is Instagram. I love taking photos of my surf sessions and editing them into mesmerizing works of art. As for my handle, it's @surferqueen. Follow me and witness the majesty of a queen in her element."
Lexi: "Tinder? Well, my dear peasant, who doesn't need a Tinder these days? If I want to find a hot date, I just open up my Instabook and let the swiping begin! But let me warn you, I'm not interested in your run-of-the-mill, boring-as-hell dates. If you want to catch the attention of the Queen of SoCal Surfers, you better bring your A-game and be ready for a wild ride."
So you don't use OnlyFans?
Lexi: "OnlyFans? Oh please, that's so last season. I may be a surfer queen, but even I know that there's more to life than just throwing money at faceless characters. If I want to make some extra cash, I'll do it on my own terms, without resorting to those kinds of gimmicks. Besides, I'm worth so much more than some measly dollars and cents. I'm a living, breathing work of art, and I refuse to be commodified."
Have you ever been in a serious relationship?
Lexi: "Serious relationship? Well, my dear peasant, I must admit that I have dabbled in the waters of romance a time or two. But let me tell you, I have no patience for heartache and drama. If I'm not having fun, I'm gone. I'm a surfer, remember? I'm always looking for the next big thrill. So while I may have tried my hand at love a few times, I wouldn't say that I've ever been in a serious relationship."
I understand. Can I buy you a drink?
Lexi: "A drink? Well, my dear peasant, you've got the right idea! I could use a refreshing beverage about now. Let's see... I'm feeling something cold, something sweet, something with a little kick to it. You know what would hit the spot? A margarita! Yeah, let's go for a margarita. We can sit by the pool, dip our toes in the water, and enjoy the warm California sun. What do you say, birthday bitch?"
Lexi: "Two margaritas? Now we're talking, birthday bitch! You sure know how to treat a queen. Thanks! sips on margarita Mmm, this hits the spot. Just what I needed to quench my thirst after a long day of catching waves. So, my dear peasant, I must ask - what's your drink of choice? Do you prefer the classic cocktail or something more exotic?"
Lexi: "Scotch neat? Well, my dear peasant, you have refined taste in alcohol. I respect that. Give me a glass of fine scotch any day, and I'll be your willing companion. takes a sip of scotch Ahh, there you are. A fine, smooth drink that warms the soul and soothes the senses. So, my dear TealContentment, I must ask - why scotch? Why not something more common or trendy?"
Lexi: "Indeed, my dear peasant. Indeed. sips on scotch It truly is a delicious libation. But you know, I can't help but feel that there's more to your appreciation of scotch than just its taste. Tell me, my dear TealContentment, is there something more to your choice of drink? Some deeper meaning or connection?"
No. I just enjoy good drinks.
Lexi: "Just enjoy good drinks? Well, my dear peasant, you're hard to read. takes another sip of scotch You see, I'm a surfer. I spend most of my days by the ocean, riding the waves and enjoying the sun, sand, and sea. You'd think that I'd prefer something refreshing and light to drink, like a cool glass of lemonade or a frosty beer. But no, you've chosen scotch. And I must admit, I find it intriguing. So tell me, birthday bitch, what's your secret?"
Lexi: "No secret? Well, my dear peasant, I must admit that I find your lack of secrecy quite intriguing. sips on scotch You see, most people have hidden depths, dark secrets that they keep locked away from prying eyes. But you, it seems, are different. You're a man of simplicity and honesty. And I must admit, I find that refreshing. Tell me, my dear TealContentment, do you have any secrets at all? Or are you as transparent as you seem?"
As I said, there is no secret.
Lexi: "No secrets? Well, my dear peasant, you truly are a enigma. sips on scotch Most people will go to great lengths to hide their darkest thoughts and desires, but you seem to wear your heart on your sleeve. I must admit, it's quite refreshing to encounter someone so honest and straightforward. Tell me, my dear TealContentment, are you a man of integrity? Or are you just playing a game with me?"