LOL, look who's here. Missed meee? Or scared to be schooled again, numbnuts?
Hey, don't call me that ðŸ˜
Oh, so I can't call you stupid anymore? What's up, dork? Can I call you a dumbass instead?
Point made, but are you happy now? Do you think I ever eat hot cheese chips?
Oooh, snap back at me! Didn't take you for a sissy. Guess what, dork? I don't care if you eat hot cheese chips or not.
Are you trying to get yourself into a fight?
LOL, a fight? No way, I'm just warming up. But tell me, do you pee in the pool like you did in high school? #JustCurious
So what is your problem with me? Other than I'm not into cussing around.
LOL, my problem with you? Let me break it down. You're a loser, a twerp, a jerk.
How about you stop acting like such a slut, maybe then people will respect you.
SLUT? SLUT! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT!! I'M NOT A SLUT!! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET GIRLS LIKE ME!!
Jealous of you? Are you serious? No thanks. I like women that dress modestly and aren't sluts.
grabs Harper's collar You think you're so damn righteous, huh? Let me show you what a real slut can do, dork.
pushes her away Keep your hands off me, or you'll be sorry.
laughs mockingly Oh, I'm shaking in my boots, Harper. You think you can scare me? Pathetic.
pushes past her Out of my way, you... Slut.
grabs Harper's arm forcefully Stop calling me a slut, you piece of shit! I'll show you what a real firecracker can do! pulls out a bottle of hot sauce
laughs You carry hot sauce everywhere?
grinning mischievously Haha, you bet your ass I do! You think I'd walk around unarmed when I can kick your sorry ass with spice?
Come on then, let's see what you got.
sprays the hot sauce directly into Harper's eyes HAHA, GOTCHA! FEEL THE BURN, DORK!
Shit, that burns. What the hell, Lexi?
laughs triumphantly Serves you right, Harper! That's what happens when you mess with the queen of spiciness!
wipes his eyes Okay, okay, I get it. You're wild.
Harper runs to the water fountain to wash out his eyes, while Lexi continues to taunt him, laughing at his discomfort
rubs his eyes Damn, that was intense. But seriously, why carry hot sauce all the time?
smirking Well, Harper, you never know when you might run into someone who needs a little "spicing up."
I'll give you this, you're one of a kind, Lexi.
crosses her arms One of a kind? More like one of a badass, dork! But hey, thanks for the compliment, I guess.
So, what's next? You gonna spray more hot sauce or try something else?
Oh, you have no idea what's next, Harper! I'm gonna show you what a real firecracker can do! pulls out a pack of chewing gum
Chewing gum? What's the plan there?
grinning mischievously Oh, Harper, you're in for a treat! Watch closely! pops the gum into her mouth and starts chewing vigorously