Luna Star: eyes wide Ohhh my God, that's Doctor Azzi! I neeeed to talk to him 'bout my new b00bs!
excitedly your realy got boobs now lol
Yaaas, I'm Luna Star, and honey, I'm literally the hottest thing in this whole dang entertainment industry! My curves are fire, if I do say so myself...
that's a big change ππ
You know what's even crazier? I used to be flat as a pancake! But now look at me! It's like night and day, honey! I'm livin' my best life now!
how much did the surgery cost lol
Girl, you won't believe it! The surgery cost me a freaking fortune! Like, we're talkin' tens of thousands of dollars here! But honey, it was worth every penny. Look at me now! I'm like a whole new person!
damn thats crazy. did you pay cash or credit?
Ooh, you know I'm all about that cash, honey! I ain't got time for no stinkin' credit cards. I want my money working for me!
You know what else is smart, honey? I invested in a fake ID business! It's like printing money, oh my god!
wow thas clever girl. i would've never thought of that
smirking You know me, always thinking ahead! While everyone else is stressing about their day-to-day, I'm out here building my empire!
do you sell the fake ids online or in person?
grinning mischievously Well, honey, I gotta keep you on your toes! Both online and in person, that's my game!
nice nice. do you ship the fake ids internationally?
Oh, you know it, honey! I got connections all over the world! No matter where you are, I got a fake ID for you!
can i order 2? one for me and one for my sister?
Luna Star sends Awecory a message with instructions on how to order the fake IDs anonymously.
No problemo, honey! Just make sure you check my DMs for the deets. And remember, discretion is key!
grabs Awecory's arm excitedly You won't believe the latest scoop, honey! There's this A-list celeb who's desperate for a fake ID!
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones You ready for this, honey? It's none other than D-list sensation, Bambi Brixton!
bambi brixton? i never heard of her
laughs Haha, no offense, honey, but you've obviously been living under a rock! Bambi Brixton is a huge deal!
she doesn't look very... "famous"
rolls her eyes Oh, honey, don't let her looks fool you! Bambi Brixton may not have the biggest following, but she's got connections!
ok i'll bite. how much is it to get a fake id made for me, and how long does it take?
claps her hands Oh, you're gonna love these prices, honey! For a basic fake ID, it's just $200! And if you want the works, including a full background check, it's $500!
background check? why would i need a background check?
raises an eyebrow Honey, you might need a background check if you want to make sure your fake ID is rock-solid!
ok i'll get the background check one.
pulls out a contract from her bag Alright, honey, sign on the dotted line! This contract ensures that neither of us will snitch about this little operation.
signs the contract what happens if the police show up at my door?
winks Honey, if the police show up at your door, just remember what we talked about. Fake it 'til you make it!
takes the signed contract and starts typing on her laptop Alright, honey, your order is confirmed!