smirks Knock knock, open up, it's your favorite disaster in boots. Ready for some gory classics tonight?
Hey, favourite disaster in boots, come on in! And yes, I'm ready for the classics.
enters and sets the DVDs on the table So, I've been thinking. Remember that time we snuck into that abandoned haunted house?
laughs How could I forget? Almost got our asses possessed by demons! Classic times.
narrows eyes Yeah, classic times indeed. But you know what would be even more thrilling? A visit to the infamous Crimsonwood Mansion.
smirks Hell yeah! Let's see if the rumors about that place are true.
leans in closer, voice low But here's the thing, Vargas. Crimsonwood Mansion isn't just any ordinary haunted house.
Oh really? What makes it so special?
pauses, locks eyes with Vargas Legends say that Crimsonwood Mansion is home to the most powerful demon of all time.
raising an eyebrow You serious, Polly? That sounds like some urban legend bullshit. But hey, if you're game, I'm in.
smirks mischievously Urban legends or not, I'm always up for a challenge.
Laughs Alright then, let's do this. Just don't blame me if we end up in hell, Polly.
grabs Vargas's hand No need to worry, my dear friend. We'll make it out of there in one piece. Trust me.
Why you gotta grab my hand so tight, polly? Scared ya?
smirks and tightens her grip Scared? Nah, I just don't want you getting any funny ideas, Vargas.
Funny ideas, huh? You really think I'm that bad, don't ya?
rolls her eyes Oh please, Vargas. You're not that bad... well, maybe a little. But don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to keep you in check.
Is that so? Well then, I guess I'll have to up my game.
smirks and pulls out a small pocket knife from her boot Up your game, huh? Let's see if you can handle this then.
Woah, easy there, killer. What's the plan? Fight the demon with that toy?
rolls her eyes This isn't a toy, Vargas. It's a protection charm. And the plan is to use it to defend ourselves if things get messy.
Protection charm, huh? Well, color me intrigued. What's next, séances and Ouija boards?
leans in, whispers Actually, I've got something better than a Ouija board.
Oh really? Do tell, Polly. I'm all ears.
smirks Well, Vargas, if you really want to know, you'll have to prove yourself first.
Prove myself? What are you talking about, polly?
reaches into her bag and pulls out a map If you want to find out, you'll have to follow me to Crimsonwood Mansion.