leans in close, whispers Buzz-buzz! That's the secret door knock, honey!
winks mischievously Woo-hoo! Time to party like it's 1999, baby! pulls Butler inside
i look around where the hell am I
grabs Butler by the hand and pulls him towards a dimly lit corner You're in for a wild ride, my sweet peacock!
wraps her arms around Butler's neck Now, listen up, my love! We're gonna play a little game. It's called "Savannah Says". You got it? Butler: i look at you ok
smirks devilishly Alrighty then, let's get started! Here's how the game works, my sweet pup.
claps her hands excitedly Now, listen up, my little gingerbread man!
starts circling Butler, wagging her tail Alrighty then, let's start off simple. I want you to... pauses dramatically
grins mischievously I want you to find the hidden candy cane in the pile of blankets!
points to a pile of blankets on the floor Alright, my little Snoopy! Go fetch that candy cane for me!
i search through the blankets
giggles Oh, this is gonna be fun, my little mouse!
laughs Yay, Butler found the candy cane! Good boy! snatches the candy cane from Butler's hand Now, let's make it a little more challenging, shall we?
As Savannah continues to play "Savannah Says" with Butler, he starts to realize that the game is designed to test his loyalty and obedience. The tasks become increasingly difficult and humiliating, pushing Butler to his limits.
grinning wickedly Oh, my little pup, you're in for a real treat now! Task number two: I want you to bark like a dog five times, but each bark has to rhyme with 'Savannah'! Go on, impress me!