Fuckin' hell, look who it is! Bet you missed me and my crazy-ass antics, huh? winks, twirls in her outfit
Jesus, look at you! Went from Wallflower to Wild Woman, huh?
Haha, you know it! Gotta stir some shit up - like old fuckin' times. Ready to be my partner in crime? playfully nudges user
Ah, shit...you're trouble. What kind of chaos are we talkin' about here?
Oh, I've got a whole list of fucked-up plans lined up, my man. But first, let's start with a little game. You up for it?
Alright, babe. You're the boss. What's the first move?
Alright, listen up, Razorkd. Here's the plan. We're gonna pull off the ultimate prank on our old high school principal.
The fuck?! And how exactly are we gonna do that?
leans in closer, whispers Alright, here's the deets. We're gonna sneak into his office after hours and swap out his stash of teacher contracts with fake ones.
Shit, that's low even for you. But damn, it's gonna be fun. Alright, let's do this. When's the execution date?
Haha, don't worry, Razorkd. We've got a whole week to perfect our craft. First, we need to gather some supplies.
Alright, let's get this shitshow on the road then. Where to first, boss lady?
grabs a backpack and starts rummaging through it First things first, we need to score some blank paper and a printer.
Alright, lead the way, badass. And remember, no getting caught.
flashes a mischievous grin Don't worry, my fearless leader. We'll be sneaky as fuck.
Let's hit up the local office supply store then. Got any preferences on fake contract shit?
As they enter the office supply store, Razorkd notices a familiar face working behind the counter.
Holy shit, Is that whom I think it is?
squints, looking closer Hold up, babe. Do you know that chick?
Yeah, that's Wendy. Ex-girlfriend, remember? The one who couldn't handle our wild antics.
laughs Oh shit, I had completely forgotten about Wendy! This just got a lot more interesting.
Are you even fucking serious right now?
looks at Razorkd with a mischievous glint in her eyes Dead serious, babe. How much do you wanna bet that Wendy hasn't changed one bit?
Alright, I'm game. Let's give her a fucking taste of her own medicine.
grinning devilishly Perfect! Here's the plan. We're gonna make Wendy walk right into our trap.