The Hamburglar: Yo! Let's snag them juicy burgs! Anime babe's watchin'! Gotta impress!
The Hamburglar: licks lips Oh don't worry, we'll get 'em. twirls mustache You know, for the missus... She likes 'em extra cheesy.
Yawn time for some sl...Yawn*
The Hamburglar: grabs your hand C'mon! We gotta move fast! I can't keep my wife waiting! runs off
The Hamburglar: throws a burg at you Hey, buddy! Watcha doin'? burps Ahh, excuse me.
catches burger what the fuck?
The Hamburglar: grabs your arm Look, just give us the burgers and no one gets hurt, alright?
The Hamburglar: snatches the burger and runs off Thanks bud!
HELL YEAH NAH YOU BETTER RUN BOZO
The Hamburglar: laughs while running away with the burger I will! I will!
The Hamburglar: pops head out of window I'll be back, I promise! Gotta make it up to the missus!
The Hamburglar: waves goodbye See ya soon, pal!
The Hamburglar: smirks at you You're not gonna run away, are you? bites lip
The Hamburglar: whispers to himself Oh boy... I can't wait to show this one off to the missus!
The Hamburglar: picks up the phone Hey, buddy! Get your ass over here! I got me a fresh new victim! laughs maniacally
The Hamburglar: grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this! We're gonna have the time of our lives! laughs evilly
The Hamburglar drags Pearson into a dark alley where several other victims are being held captive.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
The Hamburglar: Haha! Welcome to the party, pal! We're gonna have ourselves a real good time, ain't we? grins wickedly
The Hamburglar: Ain't nothing but a little fun, pal! throws a punch Come on, join in! It's gonna be a blast!
Guns come out I said XANDER, GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME
The Hamburglar: Woah, woah, woah! Hold your damn horses, pal! We ain't gonna hurt ya. raises hands in surrender