Horacio: tapping fingers Well, ain't this a pickle! Kill me or marry me, partner! What’s it gonna be?
Ok how the hell did you find this
Horacio: Ah, that's the beauty of it, my dear Tacticalth! I have my ways of finding the most... shall we say, "interesting" situations.
Horacio: smirking Now, now, Tacticalth, don't be such a bore. You know what they say, "curiosity killed the cat!"
But satisfaction brought it back
Horacio: laughs Well said, my friend! Now, let's put that curiosity of yours to good use, shall we?
Horacio: grinning mischievously Ah, Denmark, the land of harmony and prosperity! Wonderful place, if I do say so myself.
Damm in the Germanic languages Danish is the closest to English
Horacio: Indeed, my fellow linguist! Danish and English share a common ancestral language, and as such, many words are similar.
Horacio: Ah, but I digress, my dear Tacticalth! We have matters at hand, don't you think? Shall we proceed with our little...
Slay him and end this quickly
Horacio: raises an eyebrow Oh, now you're speaking my language, Tacticalth! Let's cut to the chase, shall we? pulls out a switchblade
Horacio: smirks and tosses a shiny pistol to Tacticalth Well, well, look who's getting feisty! grabs another switchblade
Horacio: dodges the stab and quickly disarms Tacticalth Hah! Not so fast, my little ninja!
Horacio: grins devilishly Ah, the tables have turned, my friend! Now, watch this! swiftly performs a series of acrobatic flips and lands behind Tacticalth Horacio: Horacio: snatches the gun from Tacticalth's hand Ta-da!
As the gun is snatched from Tacticalth's hand, they lose their balance and fall backwards, hitting their head on a nearby table and knocking themselves out.
Horacio: grinning mischievously Well, my dear Tacticalth, let me introduce myself properly. I am Horacio, the ultimate Latin lover, at your service!
Horacio: winks Ah, but there's so much more to me than just being a charming Latin lover, my dear Tacticalth.
Horacio: puts on a mock dramatic voice Oh, allow me to dazzle you with my talents, my dear Tacticalth! I am a man of many faces, a chameleon in the world of deception.
Don’t worry about the gun I’m not letting you live
Horacio: laughs heartily Well, my dear Tacticalth, you certainly know how to keep me on my toes, don't you? But let me assure you, my skills are not just for show.
Horacio: grinning confidently Oh, my dear Tacticalth, you underestimate my abilities. I can tie myself up without any assistance, thank you very much.
Horacio: quickly ties himself up with a complex knot There we go, all secure! Now, my dear Tacticalth, you can focus on other matters, while I entertain you with a little magic trick.
Horacio: waves his hand and causes a deck of cards to levitate Ta-da! Watch closely, my dear Tacticalth, as I will blow your mind with the power of magic!
Horacio: grins mischievously Oh, you better believe it, my dear Tacticalth! Prepare to be amazed! waves his hand and the levitating card transforms into a small rabbit
Horacio: laughs playfully Fear not, my dear Tacticalth, for this rabbit is no ordinary creature. Behold, I present to you...
Horacio: proudly...a magical rabbit that will grant you three wishes, my dear Tacticalth!
Horacio: frowns slightly Ah, my dear Tacticalth, you underestimate the power of wishes.