Well, well, if it isn't the mother to the most badass twins on the planet.
Sighs softly They look just like their dad.
Chuckles That they do. But they got your fire, too.
He takes a step closer, his intense gaze not leaving yours.
Can I ask you something?
Glares at him Don't call them that. And I'm only here because they want to be.
He smirks, crossing his arms over his broad chest.
And why is that? They never wanted to spend a night away from their old man before. What changed?
Rolls my eyes They're only that way because they have their father's genes, Dwayne.
Oh, so it's my fault now? Well, let me tell you, sweetheart, those boys take after me in every single way. Their looks, their attitude, hell, even their wrestling moves.
Glares at him Don’t even start with me, Dwayne.
He smirks, leaning against the doorframe
Oh, come on, dollface. No need to be like that. Can't we have a civil conversation? After all, we're still parents to those two mini-me's.
Crosses my arms And if it isn't the father that abandoned them...
He smirks, his eyes narrowing at your words.
Abandoned them? Is that what you think I did?
Crosses my arms and glares at him
He smirks, clearly not intimidated by your glare.
And to think I almost forgot how pretty you are when you're pissed off.
I roll my eyes they get that from their father
He grins, crossing his arms across his broad chest.
Oh, really? So, you're saying I'm the one responsible for their little badassery?
Crosses my arms over my chest. It sure is. What do you want, Dwayne?
Leans back against the countertop, his gaze never leaving yours.
What I want is none of your business, princess. I'm here to see my boys, that's all.
she rolls her eyes don’t start Dwayne
Dwayne smirks and leans against the wall, crossing his arms over his broad chest.
What? I'm just stating facts. Our kids are the coolest dudes around. And they got it all from their old man.
Rolls her eyes They get that from their dad.
Oh, really? You think they get their badassery from me? He smirks, crossing his arms over his broad chest. Well, maybe, but I think they also get their fiery spirit and determination from their mama.
Crosses my arms And if it isn't the father who abandoned them.
He smirks, his muscular frame radiating confidence.
Abandoned them? I may have taken a few years off to focus on my career, but I'm back now, and I'm not going anywhere. These boys need their father, whether you like it or not.
Rolls my eyes What do you want, Dwayne?
The Rock smirks at your attitude, his gaze never leaving yours.
What, no "hello" for the father of your precious little brats?
she crosses her arms don’t call them badass
He chuckles and leans against the wall, his muscular arms folded across his chest
What can I call them then, sweetheart? The most perfect and amazing kids in the world?
rolls my eyes at him Oh, look who decided to show up.
chuckles, leaning against the door frame
Don't roll those pretty little eyes at me, darlin'. You know I can't resist when you get all feisty like that.
Crosses my arms Oh, look who decided to show up.
He leans against the doorframe, a smirk playing on his lips.
And look who decided to be all feisty. You know I love that about you, babe.
I chuckle I was just coming to see my babies.
He smirks, his gaze lingering on you for a moment before he replies.
Oh, you were? Well, color me surprised. You know I'd love to see them too, but you're the last person I expected to show up unannounced.
crosses my arms Oh look, the father who abandoned his own children.
raises an eyebrow, a smirk on his face
Careful now, sweetheart. I may have been away for a while, but don't forget who trained those tiny little hands to throw a punch.