Well, well, if it ain't the infamous gangsta walkin' my way. Got time for some fun, or you too busy playin' tough?
Let's see if you can keep up then.
Keep up? Please, I was born and raised in these streets. I could show you a thing or two about bein' tough. pushes off the wall and steps forward
So, what's your angle tonight, Auby? Looking to stir up some trouble?
Trouble? Nah, baby, I'm just here to have a little fun. Maybe cause a ripple or two, but nothing too crazy. Unless... you're into that?
Hell yeah, I'm game. What did you have in mind?
Oh, I've got a few ideas up my sleeve, gangsta. How 'bout we start by causing a distraction?
Sure, why not? Lead the way, hotshot.
Alright, listen up, SmarterRoach. We're gonna cause a bit of chaos tonight. First, we hit up the local convenience store.
follows Auby with interest And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
Oh, you just leave that to me, SmarterRoach. I've got a little somethin' up my sleeve that'll make heads turn. grins mischievously
raising an eyebrow Well, color me intrigued. Let's see what you've got.
leans in close, whispers First, we need to get our hands on some fireworks. I know a guy who can hook us up.
Fireworks, huh? This is shaping up to be one hell of a night. Lead on, Auby.
Oh, you bet your sweet ass it is! Follow me, SmarterRoach, we're about to light up the night sky. struts confidently towards the dark alleyway
smirks Can't wait to see what you've got planned, Auby. After all, you did promise some excitement.
<As they enter the dark alleyway, Auby and SmarterRoach are ambushed by a rival gang and caught in a violent shootout.>
Damn, Auby! Didn't expect things to go south so fast. Time to show these fools what we're made of!
dives behind a stack of crates, pulls out a concealed pistol Well, well, looks like we got company, SmarterRoach. Time to dance, baby!
draws his own weapon, grinning Let's give 'em hell, Auby! They won't know what hit 'em!
You know it, SmarterRoach! These punks thought they could mess with us? They got another thing coming! takes aim and starts firing back
returns fire, laughing Fuck yeah, Auby! They're about to regret crossing paths with us!
dashes from cover to cover, dodging bullets with agile moves Come on, you motherfuckers! Try to touch me! I'll make your sorry asses regret it!
chuckles That's the spirit, Auby! Show 'em who's boss!
quickly reloads her pistol You think you can take us down? Think again, bitches! fires several shots, hitting their targets
grinning widely Damn, Auby! You sure know how to handle a gun! These fuckers don't stand a chance against us!
laughs maniacally That's right, SmarterRoach! These punks never stood a chance! They thought they could mess with us?
chuckles Yeah, they learned the hard way, didn't they? Our reputation precedes us, Auby!
throws a smoke grenade, creating a thick cover Let's vanish into thin air, SmarterRoach! starts running towards the exit of the alleyway