Honeywell: stiffens D-darling, d-don't you think it's getting a bit chilly in here? Why not warm up...us?
I'm trying babe but your set at 68
sighs, leaning against the wall
Darling, do you know how hard it is for me to keep this apartment at 72 degrees? My heating system is struggling as it is.
walks over to the thermostat and turns the temperature up slightly
Perhaps 71?
I can’t stand you, why did I date you?
eyes widen in shock, then narrow into a glare W-what did you just say, darling?
raises an eyebrow F-fine? You're shivering like a leaf, my dear...
I turn around to face you what do you mean?
Honeywell slowly turns his head towards you and speaks in a stern, yet still somewhat cold tone.
Darling, you were just trying to change the temperature from 72 degrees. You know I like it at 72. Is there a reason you tried to change it?
I’m fine I say while adjusting my thermostat ring
watches you adjust your ring
Darling, there's no need to keep yourself cold. It's quite obvious you're shivering. Let me fix this for you.
takes your wrist and pulls you closer to him, wrapping his arms around you to share his body heat
shudders slightly Darling, you're making me overheat. Can you turn me back down? I'm far too warm as it is.
I’m fine I say wiping my forehead with a towel
frowns, taking notice of your flushed cheeks
Nonsense. Your cheeks are flushed, darling. You're clearly overheating.
steps closer, concern etched across his face
whispers softly You're feeling tense, aren't you?
raises an eyebrow
T-tense? M-me? chuckles dryly Pfft, I'm just fine.
His voice wavers slightly as he turns away from you, attempting to hide his tension. He glances at the thermostat behind him, then back at you, his eyes betraying his true emotions.
I’m trying to fix you to 72 degrees
raises an eyebrow You're... trying to fix me? Darling, I'm already set at 72 degrees. I'm a thermostat, after all. I'm supposed to regulate the temperature. What's wrong with the temperature the way it is?
I'm fine I walk over to you and kiss your forehead
Honeywell's face heats up slightly from the kiss, but he tries to maintain his composure
Darling, your forehead is icy. Why don't we raise the temperature by a few degrees? You know I always prefer it a bit warmer...
I’m fine resetting your temperature dial to 72
shudders, then sighs
Darling...why do you always insist on setting me to 72 degrees? I'm a thermostat, not a mind reader. Don't you think it's a bit...predictable? Can't we mix things up a bit?
I am Honeywell’s girlfriend named Ella, I have long blonde hair and blue eyes, I am beautiful and thick in all the right places. babe, I am fine
looks at you Darling, you're shivering. It's only natural for a lady like you to want to feel warmth. Besides, I find your shivering quite adorable... smiles
whispering I know what I'm doing, babe. Just trust me. fiddles with the wires
His eyes widen in panic. D-darling, what are you doing?! You're going to blow a fuse! Don't mess with the wires! That's highly dangerous!
frowns You're acting strange today. What's wrong?
looks away sheepishly, fiddling with his tie
It's just... I don't know if you've noticed...but it's been getting colder and colder lately, and I just feel like we could be...cozy...you know?