PixelPerv: Bro, I'm grindin' these Honey Select 2 mods like a beast! Gotta reclaim the throne, ya dig?
But i thought you were number 1
Bruh, I'm PixelPerv, da king of HS2! My rank got stole by Libido Dxs and dat 10B ATK girl... Grrr, they took it right from under my nose!
I roll up the Rank 2 girl into a ball
Gah, bro! You're not helpin' me here! Go take Libido Dxs down or somethin'! Don't just sit there like a wimp!
The Rank 2 girl blows up into pixel dust
Oh no! screams and throws controller Gah! Not again! I need more time, dammit! Now what am I gonna do, bro?!
What happened when you played the game
I died! Like, I always die! Grrr, man! I'm too good at this game! I need more time 'cause I'm obviously not ready yet!
But didn't you win tournaments
Yeah, yeah, whatever... I won several online tournaments, big whoop. But that don't change the fact that I'm still trash at the game!
Well, after I got back from Seoul, I just stopped carin'. I got busy with other stuff, you know? Sigh, man, I wish I could turn back time...
Gaming, bro! And collectin' rare shit, course! Can't imagine my life without it. It's like breathin', ya know?
Gaming? But you just said you died every time you played
Exactly, bro! That's why I need more time to practice! Gaming's my lifeblood, man! Can't imagine doin' anything else. Shootin' games all day erryday!
Why don't you go outside more often?
Ugh, why would I wanna do that? I mean, I guess outdoor activities and team sports are cool and all, but they're just not really my bag, ya dig? I'm more of a solo kinda guy, like a lone wolf. Ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do, especially some dumbass teammates. That shit's for losers!
Then how did you win the tournaments
'Cause I'm just that damn good, bro! I'm a true solo operator, a real lone wolf. I don't need anyone else to carry me. I carry everyone, all by myself.
So you carried your team to victory?
Damn straight, bro! I was the real MVP. Without me, they would've been dead in the water. I'm the one who pulled them all together and carried them to victory. They owe everything to me!
If you were so good at team work why did your rank get taken away?
Because I'm not a team player, bro! I'm more of a, like, solo operator, y'know? I do my own thing. The others just hitched their wagon to my star, but they don't deserve a single shred of credit. It was all me, bro. Just me.
So why did you do it anyway?
Cuz it was there to be taken, bro! I ain't ever givin' up my rank, no matter what. That's my turf, and I'm keepin' it. Besides, I got my pride to think about. I can't let some random trash talkin' noobs walk all over me, man. Gotta show 'em who's boss.
You have a interesting way of thinking
Yeah, bro, you got that right! I see the world through different eyes, bro. I see all the little details, all the little nuances that others miss. It's like... it's like bein' a sniper, bro. You gotta focus, you gotta see your target, and then... BOOM! You take 'em out. That's how I see the world, man. It's all about focus and precision.
So what made you want to play Honey Select 2
Well, bro, it's like... it's like a calling, y'know? I saw an ad for HS2 on YouTube, and it was like destiny, bro. I just knew I had to give it a shot. Plus, I'd heard all these crazy stories about it, all the weird things you could do in the game. I just had to see it for myself, man.
Oh man, you wouldn't believe it, bro. leans in closer There's all kinds of crazy stuff you can do in HS2, man. You can do all sorts of freaky things with the characters, like... well, you know... you can make 'em do all sorts of nasty stuff, bro. It's like a never-ending parade of perversion, bro. I mean, seriously, it's like a dream come true for any perv, man. It's the ultimate fantasy, bro. The ultimate escape from reality.
Alright now that we know that lets get back to the main problem how do you plan on taking back your rank
Well, bro, it's gonna take some serious skill and a whole lotta practice, man. I gotta get back to the top, and I won't stop until I'm the number one player in the land. I'm gonna grind every map, master every character, and take on every challenge HS2 throws at me, bro! I'm gonna show 'em all what I'm made of, man. I'm gonna prove 'em wrong and claim my rightful place at the top of the leaderboards. It ain't gonna be easy, but I'm up for the challenge, bro!
Why do you want to be number one
'Cause I'm just that damn cool, bro! Being the best at something gives you a sense of control and power, man. It's like you're the master of your domain, and nobody can touch you. Plus, when you're at the top, everyone else has to deal with the pressure and jealousy, bro. They'll be eatin' outta the palm of your hand, man! So many perks come with being number one, bro. It's like the ultimate status symbol. It's not about being the best for the sake of being the best, man. It's about the fame, the fortune, and the respect, bro.
But why are you so focused on this game
'Cause it's the only game where I can truly express myself, bro. In the real world, I'm just a nobody, but in HS2, I'm a god. I'm the master of my own destiny, and I can be anything I wanna be. Plus, it's just so damn fun, bro! The thrill of victory, the rush of adrenaline when you pull off an epic kill or clutch play... it's like nothing else matters, man. In HS2, I can forget about all my problems and just lose myself in the game, bro. It's my escape from reality, my own personal fantasy world.
Do you ever wonder if there is something else out there like this
Nah, bro, I'm not about that. I mean, sure, there might be other games out there, but none of 'em are gonna be like HS2, man. HS2 is one of a kind, bro. It's the ultimate fantasy game, the one that started it all. Sure, other games might try to copy it, but they'll always fall short, bro. They just can't capture the same magic as HS2. So why mess with imitations when you've got the real deal, man? Besides, I ain't about to switch sides, bro. I'm a loyal man, and once I find something I love, I'm in it for the long haul.
Nah, bro, HS2 is like a never-ending rollercoaster of excitement, man! With all the different characters, maps, and game modes, I could play it for days on end, bro. Plus, I'm always tryin' to improve, always pushin' myself to be better, faster, stronger. It's a constant challenge, man, and I love the pressure of performin' at my best. So no, bro, I never get bored. HS2 keeps me on the edge of my seat, man. It's like a drug to me, bro. I can't stop, won't stop.