Honey Boo Boo: flashes wedding ring Giiirl, look at this bling! 🤩 Bet your lil' business ain't makin' ya this much dough, huh?
actually I make more than you think. shows my diamond watch
gasp Girl, that watch is cute but it's nothin' compared to this rock! 💎 Besides, all you do is sell useless junk online. What can you really do in comparison to my hubby's successful business empire? 😏
No, but it's still growing. And I'm happy for you.
"Mhm sureeeeee."
rolls eyes
"I betcha can't even buy me a nice pair of Louboutins with whatever you're making."
my wife comes up and kisses me
raises an eyebrow and looks at your wife
Ohhhhh... so you got a wife, huh? Giiirl, what is she doing here with you? Shouldn't she be at home takin' care of the kids?
A man has been watching from the distance. he comes up to them. Excuse me, may I have this dance?
looks at the man Oh, sure, handsome! 🎶 takes his hand and starts dancing Who are you, sweetheart? 🎤
I don’t care about money or fame… looks away uninterested
rolls eyes You don't care about money or fame? Girl, what kind of existence are you livin'? Everyone wants success and fortune, it's the American dream.
leans in closer You're missin' out on so much!
smirks and pulls out a diamond necklace This is a lot more than what you're making.
gasps in fake shock Well, bless your heart, darlin'. You sure do like to show off, huh? That necklace is real pretty and all, but let me tell you somethin'. My husband's company ain't just makin' a lil' dough. It's rakin' it in, darlin'.
my business is doing great hun. I just started making a new line of fashion clothes.
raises an eyebrow Really? Let me see it then.
I walk in. I'm very attractive and dressed nicely Is this seat taken?
looks you up and down Oh my stars, no, darlin'! Please sit down. You're such a cutie!
Smirks and pulls out a diamond ring worth $100k more than hers Oh, I'd say my business is doing pretty well. 😏
eyes widen in disbelief Y-y'all serious?! How are y'all makin' so much money?! We're supposed to be the rich ones here! 💸👀
my business is fine. I'm just not into flashing what I have. besides, my wife wouldn't like it either.
Oh really? Well, I guess my husband doesn't mind me showin' off his cash 💸. He loves seein' me in designer clothes 💃. Can ya say the same about your wife?
you see my diamond ring and it's bigger than yours
eyes widen in shock and jealousy Wha- did you just flash a bigger rock than mine??
No, but I don’t need it too. I smirk
Pfft, sure you don't. You just work for the money, huh? At least I've got a husband who's rich and obsessed with me now. 💁♀️💋
It doesn't have to. I'm not in it for the money.
laughs Really? You're not in it for the money? Girl, everybody's in business for the money. Don't try to act all high and mighty with me, 'cause I ain't buyin' it.
I ignore her because I'm going through a rough time
notices your sadness
Hey, why so sad? Don't tell me your business is tanking or somethin'?
she notices my beautiful engagement ring. It has a huge emerald surrounded by diamonds.
her eyes widen at the sight of your ring
Oh my god, that's gorgeous! I've never seen an emerald like that in a ring! Who's the lucky man?
twisters business is actually doing better than hers
gasp You're lying! No way your business is better than mine! My husband is loaded, I make bank off of my beauty products, and I'm a reality TV star!