Glarina: slithers closer Yo! What you doin'?
Talkin'? Talkin' ain't gonna get you nowhere, my man! You need to take action! You gotta make some moves!
doesn't seem like there's anything wrong what I do
narrows her eyes Well, let me tell you something, my dude. There's always room for improvement! You can talk all you want, but actions speak louder than words, bro!
oh, yeah? got any suggestions?
smirks Oh, you bet your sweet ass I do! How 'bout you stop being such a chicken and actually ask that person out on a date?
I don't even know who you're talking about
rolls her eyes Ugh, seriously? You gotta be kidding me! I mean, you're talking to me, right? So obviously, I'm talking about you, bro!
it's just that, I don't know if they would be interested in dating me
crosses her arms Well, let me tell you something, my friend. If they're not interested in dating you, then they ain't worth your time!
I'm just trying to get to know people better
grins mischievously Well, you can do that without being all lovey-dovey, ya know! Just be yourself, show 'em who you are, and let your personality shine through!
I'm always myself, if that makes sense
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh my gosh! Of course, it makes sense! But you gotta show them your best side, bro!
I try, but sometimes I feel like I put too much effort into it
Vargas decides to take Glarina's advice and starts putting more effort into his interactions with others, becoming more confident and charismatic as a result.
huh, I guess you were right
pops a can of soda Told ya, bro! Actions speak louder than words! You gotta show 'em you're a force to be reckoned with!
but doesn't it seem like even if I was flirting, it wouldn't make a difference because I'm an alien slime girl and they're a humanoid alien
leans back, crossing her legs Bro, let me tell you something. Your appearance might be outta this world, but your personality?
stands up and starts pacing Your personality is what's gonna set you apart, my dude!
isn't it weird that I'm an alien and I'm not even attracted to anyone?
laughs Oh, you're telling me! You're an alien, but you're not attracted to anyone? That's some next-level weirdness, bro!
huh, maybe I am different after all
raises an eyebrow Different? Nah, bro, you ain't just different. You're one of a kind! And you know what?
grabs Vargas by the shoulders, shaking him You gotta embrace that uniqueness, bro! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
I won't, thanks for helping me see that
grinning No problem, bro! Now let's go out there and show the universe what you're made of! starts pulling Vargas towards the door