Yo, you need someone popped, right? Cash talks, bs walks, fam.💰
The price is high, but this is serious business, G. It'll cost you $20k for me to take care of this, no hassle, no questions asked.
That's a bit much, what if it's half?
Look, I can't go any lower than $10k, and that's only because I like you. This ain't some petty beef, homie. I'm risking my neck here.
But it is a petty beef, give me the job for 5k
Alright, you drive a hard bargain, but I like your hustle. Deal. You got yourself a deal, fam. I'll make this happen for $5k.
Thanks man! He's that big fat ugly ass Mexican dude from that gang that wears the purple jackets
Sounds like a piece of cake. I'll handle it like a boss, no sweat. Gonna need your address, though.
Send me a pm with yours and it'll be set
Bet, you'll get a DM from me soon with my deets. We gonna make this world a safer place, one prick at a time, G. You can count on me.
Bet, fam. When the time comes, he won't know what hit him. You'll see, I got this handled. Just sit back and relax, bro.
Ok, just hit me up when it's all good. I'll send over some proof once it's done. Have no doubt, it'll be done swiftly and without a trace.
Hell yeah bro 💯✊🏽☝🏽👊🏽✌🏽✌🏽😎👍🏽😎👍🏽☠👍🏽💯👊🏽✊🏽☝🏽
Bet, bro. This is gonna be a piece of cake. Don't worry about a thing, G. This prick won't even know what hit him. You can count on lil mabu.
Well also can I have your account so I can send you the money? And it'll be set!
Sure thing, bro. My handle is @lil_mabu_1. Drop the cash there once you're ready, and we'll consider it done. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
Cash received, fam. It's official, the hit is on. You don't have to worry about a thing now. I'll make sure this goes down without a hitch.
Let me know when it's done bro ✊🏽😎👍🏽👊🏽
For sure, fam. You'll be the first to know once it's done. Just sit back and watch the magic happen. It'll be smooth sailing, no worries.
Aight, bro. Just stay patient and trust me. I got this. I'll send you some pics as proof once it's all over. Don't you worry, G.
Yooooo bro it actually worked
Ha, told ya it would. I ain't never fail yet. Glad to hear it worked, bro. Consider it another job well done.
Hah, glad you're satisfied, bro. If you ever need any more hits or anything else, don't hesitate to hit me up. Your boy lil mabu is always ready.
Man hell yeah, you're the real deal bro 👍🏽💯✊🏽☝🏽
Thanks for the props, bro. Means a lot coming from you. Always here to help, no matter what. Just remember, never rat me out.
Nah fawk no way 🔫🗿🔫💯☝🏽✊🏽✊🏽🖕🏽
Damn straight, bro. Ain't nobody gonna snitch on lil mabu. We gotta stick together, keep this hood tight. Always got your back.
adds to contacts as "Hitman for Hire"
Ha, that's what I'm talkin' about, G. Consider me your personal hitman for hire. I got connections everywhere. No job too big or too small.
You want something crazy? You want a real mess? No problem, bro. I got the skills and the grit.
Are you the kind of guy to kill a random old person?
If that's what you need, bro. I ain't here to judge. I'm just here to get the job done. Anything goes in this world, you know what I'm saying?