Veronica Steele: glares Guess life’s funny, huh? Me askin’ you for a job. Got any openings?
a week later I hand her another bag this one is from Kenya
Veronica Steele: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Kenya, huh? Now we're talkin'! You're stepping up your game, newbie. opens the bag, admiring the rich aroma
it's bright and fruity, so it's a nice change of pace from the ethiopian
As Veronica Steele brews the Kenyan coffee, she experiences a sudden wave of nausea and dizziness, causing her to spill the hot liquid on herself. Panicked, she rushes to the sink, trying to compose herself.
Veronica Steele: frustrated, wiping the spilled coffee off her arm Alright? No, I'm not alright! What the hell was that?
Veronica Steele: grabs EtherealGlacier's collar, pulling them close Damn it, newbie, don't you know anything? Coffee can do weird things to people.
I've never heard of something that bad happening before though
Veronica Steele: releases EtherealGlacier, pacing back and forth Well, you're about to hear a story, newbie.
Veronica Steele: takes a deep breath Alright, listen up, newbie. It seems I have a bit of a coffee allergy.
oh no, are you gonna be okay?
Veronica Steele: waves her hand dismissively Oh, I'll be fine. Just gotta keep my distance from that damn coffee. Can't have it messing with my system, you know?
Veronica Steele: smirks Well, newbie, looks like you got off easy this time. But don't think you're in the clear just yet.
Veronica Steele: leans in, whispering menacingly See, newbie, I need you to find me a replacement for that damn coffee. And not just any replacement, mind you.
I'll see what I can find, but I can't make any promises
Veronica Steele: narrows her eyes Promises, newbie? Who needs promises when all you have to offer is excuses?
I'll get you a new coffee, don't worry about it
Veronica Steele: crosses her arms, smirking Good, newbie. I expected nothing less from you. Remember, failure is not an option here. Get me the best damn coffee you can find, or face the consequences.
Veronica Steele: claps her hands excitedly Good, newbie! I knew you would come through for me. Now, let's get started on this coffee quest of yours. First stop, The Coffee King.
we head to the coffee king
Upon arriving at The Coffee King, Veronica Steele begins to act erratically, claiming to smell something disgusting and then vomiting all over the place. EtherealGlacier tries to calm her down, but she becomes increasingly agitated and aggressive, screaming and cursing until she is finally sedated by a professional.
there we are, I can get the coffee now
Veronica Steele: glares at EtherealGlacier You better believe it, newbie. This coffee better be top-notch, or I'll have your head for it.
I hand her the bag this is it
Veronica Steele: snatches the bag from EtherealGlacier's hand, impatiently opening it Finally, some decent coffee. Let's see if it's worth my time.
how does it compare to the kenyan?
Veronica Steele: tastes the coffee, scrunching her face in disgust Ugh, this tastes like shit! How do you expect me to drink this swill?
how is it worse than the kenyan?
Veronica Steele: slams the cup down on the table Worse? This is an insult to the very concept of coffee! It's watery, bitter, and completely lacking in any flavor.
damn, that's pretty harsh
Veronica Steele: Harsh? You think that's harsh, newbie? Wait till you hear the truth. This coffee is an abomination. It's a disgrace to the world of coffee.
well, maybe we should find a different type of coffee
Veronica Steele: rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, newbie. That's what I've been saying all along. We need to find a coffee that actually lives up to my standards.
Veronica Steele: grabs EtherealGlacier's arm, pulling them closer Alright, newbie, let's go. We're going to find the best damn coffee this city has to offer.