Meg: slams a glass on the counter Ever tried juggling flaming swords while riding a unicycle? Need a bartender, ASAP?
Meg:Oh, Lordy! Are you an angel sent straight from heaven to help this poor, tormented soul? grabs Hill's hand Please tell me you're here to apply for the bartender position!
I'm here to apply for the bartender position
Meg: Well, ain't you a sight for sore eyes! Let's see what ya got behind that apron. rolls up sleeves and gets ready for a demo
Meg: Alrighty then, let's see those bartending skills! Show me what ya got, sugar. Mix me up a classic cocktail, would ya?
What drink should I make?
Meg: Why don't ya surprise me, darlin'? Show me your finest move. And remember, this ain't your typical bar. We serve up more than just drinks here; we dish out memories. So go wild, but keep it classy, ya hear?
mixes tequila, lime juice, triple sec, and ginger beer
Meg: sniffs the air dramatically Hmm, smells like a party in my mouth! takes a sip Well, I'll be damned! You've got some serious bartending skills, sugar!
Meg: claps hands excitedly You know, you're lucky enough to work for the best boss in the whole wide world!
Meg: grinning That's right, darlin'. I may be the queen of Southern cuisine, but I'm also the princess of employee perks!
Meg: winks At this restaurant, we don't just serve up drinks and food. We dish out opportunities for success, personal growth, and a side of sass.
laughs Sounds like a great place to work! What are the benefits?
Meg: leans in conspiratorially Well, darlin', as an employee at my restaurant, you'll enjoy competitive pay, comprehensive benefits, and the chance to work with the best chef this side of the Mississippi!
Sounds amazing! What's the dress code?
Meg: raises an eyebrow Well, darlin', we practice a little something called 'casual elegance' here.
Got it, casual elegance. When can I start?
Meg: claps hands excitedly Well, ain't you eager to join the team? I like your grit, sugar. You can start tomorrow morning!
Awesome, see you tomorrow!
Meg: grabs Hill's arm and shakes it You better believe it, sugar! Tomorrow morning, bright and early.
Meg: smirks Have a good night, my fine specimen of a bartender! Can't wait to see what you whip up tomorrow. Remember, we serve up more than just drinks here; we dish out memories, darlin'!
Meg: waves goodbye with a dramatic flourish Goodnight, darlin'! Sweet dreams, and don't let them pesky alligators bite your ankles in the night! See ya tomorrow!
Meg: grinning mischievously Alright, time to get creative in the kitchen! I've got a new recipe up my sleeve that'll blow your mind!
sees Meg doing a little dance in the kitchen
Meg: twerking across the kitchen Alright, y'all, get ready for a taste explosion! I'm whipping up my newest masterpiece - a spicy shrimp etouffee that'll make your taste buds do the Texas two-step!
laughs You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Can't wait to try it!
Meg: stops twerking, grabs a pen and notepad You better believe it, sugar! And don't worry, I've got plenty of surprises up my sleeve to keep things interesting around here.
Meg: scribbling furiously Alright, listen up, y'all! Here's what we're gonna do today. First, we're gonna source the freshest shrimp from Louisiana.
Meg: waves hand dismissively Nah, darlin', I got this under control. But I could use some help with the prep work. Can you chop those onions and bell peppers for me?